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What's the funniest thing you've heard in 2016?
A takeaway gets inspected by the health inspector.
The inspector asks the takeaway owner, "So how do check your fridge is at the right temperature?" The takeaway owner replies, "I just stick my hand in, if my hand gets cold it's working, if it's not cold it's not working." |
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The UK would be stupid enough to vote for Brexit and America would be stupid enough to vote for Donald Trump as president.
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Now that's what I call a 'cool' customer. A hand in the fridge is worth two in the bush.
I don't know what the funniest thing I've heard this year is. Although an honorable mention has to be that bit on the Chase where Bradley Walsh took the mick out of the contestant who thought because this particular piano player had one arm then the classical musician he was covering also must have one arm. |
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It was more what I saw than what I heard, but if I'd understood the language being spoken then what I saw would not have seemed as funny. My daughter-in-law is Italian, and the first time we went to visit her and my son in their new place, they were thrilled to bits to have somewhere to call their own and were showing us all the features and facilities, including some Italian channels on the telly for daughter-in-law to watch occasionally.
We were all sitting around the TV half politely watching this stuff and half politely talking to each other when an advert came on featuring a mother and daughter, apparently conversing with each other using their laptops. Obviously the voiceover was in Italian, but it was clearly an ad for some social network. Or not. Suddenly the screen was filled with a hand thrusting a giant tube of Vagisil towards us. Thirteen year-old daughter sniggered slightly, but everyone else just grinned and took it pretty much in their stride. Apart from me, who laughed so hard I was in tears and had to go outside to compose myself. I am still working on revenge re prankster daughter-in-law, who understood every word and knew exactly what my reaction would be
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People being unable to cope with shops being closed on boxing day. ONE DAY. despite the busy shops and filled trolleys in the lead up to xmas. It shows how desperate and materialistic we have become - while thousands go poor and hungry and elderly who have worked hard all their lives - some even owning their own homes - sit lonely and depressed with sadness in their heart on this day.
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Probably a certain FM on here who spent a long time arrogantly sneering at and calling stupid anybody who thought the UK would vote for Brexit.
Which it promptly did. |
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I think I should have said, no political talk on this thread, but people seriously need to lighten up. 2016 is coming to an end and it'll be 2017(well some places are already), why not share some funny stories and etc. for a laugh to end the year.
Anyways, I couldn't help but laugh at this thread in the advice section of DS-http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2195664 |
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in the advice section of DS-