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Did you have a Millennium cupboard?
What did you do with all the beans?
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No, I did not. I was not an idiot.
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but what would you have done if the traffic lights stopped working?
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but what would you have done if the traffic lights stopped working?
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I have started to combine a Brexit cupboard. At the moment I have six 600-gallon oil tanks filled up with petrol, 300 packs of 18 toilet rolls, 1000 cans of tomato soup, 50 cans of fly killer and 100 bottles of Harpic, that is a start anyway. Things will be in short supply after we leave, I like to be on the safe side.
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I have started to combine a Brexit cupboard. At the moment I have six 600-gallon oil tanks filled up with petrol, 300 packs of 18 toilet rolls, 1000 cans of tomato soup, 50 cans of fly killer and 100 bottles of Harpic, that is a start anyway. Things will be in short supply after we leave, I like to be on the safe side.
>blows nose< Whenever I think of toilet paper I think of Claxton.
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the closest i got was a stash of weed and booze for the party.
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Is that what Han Solo flew in when he was a young smuggler, and couldn't afford better?
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I should think if anyone still has one full of old food, it will have plenty of bugs in it by now.
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This was sadly Caxton's last post. From the coroner's report it appears that Caxton had reached for a packet of toilet roll and the whole lot collapsed on them. We can only imagine this is how Caxton would have liked to die.
>blows nose< Whenever I think of toilet paper I think of Claxton. ![]() |
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What is this?
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I'm so glad that didn't happen to Richard Madeley.
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No.......
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I'm sure more people have a millennium falcon than a damn cupboard!
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I have started to combine a Brexit cupboard. At the moment I have six 600-gallon oil tanks filled up with petrol, 300 packs of 18 toilet rolls, 1000 cans of tomato soup, 50 cans of fly killer and 100 bottles of Harpic, that is a start anyway. Things will be in short supply after we leave, I like to be on the safe side.
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Never heard of one, what is it? Stuff in the pantry still that expired in 2000?
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Never heard of one, what is it? Stuff in the pantry still that expired in 2000?
As a result there was some panic buying and people stocking emergency stores. |
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This was sadly Caxton's last post. From the coroner's report it appears that Caxton had reached for a packet of toilet roll and the whole lot collapsed on them. We can only imagine this is how Caxton would have liked to die.
>blows nose< Whenever I think of toilet paper I think of Caxton. ![]() Keeping a good supply of bog roll in the house, I at least, will be able to wipe my bum on a nice soft tissue. I hear from good sources that some enterprising gentleman had bought up large amounts of old daily tabloids and cutting them into squares to resell as toilet paper, when because of Brexit, we run out of the usual bum fodder on a roll So Caxton lives on and will still be posting on here his usual highly intellectual and informative ramblings. Brexit is Brexit and life must carry on
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As a result there was some panic buying and people stocking emergency stores.
Had way too much money at the time from all the suckers paying silly rates for me to vet their code
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Much to the disappointment of many on here it was not my last post, I was always taught to be prepared, no good sitting on the bog on April 1st, contemplating how different it would have been if the country had voted "remain" and because of Brexit there was no spare bog roll as the local Tesco had already run out of it, as there is no bog paper left (except Izal) in the country and no electricity to make it anyway.
Keeping a good supply of bog roll in the house, I at least, will be able to wipe my bum on a nice soft tissue. I hear from good sources that some enterprising gentleman had bought up large amounts of old daily tabloids and cutting them into squares to resell as toilet paper, when because of Brexit, we run out of the usual bum fodder on a roll So Caxton lives on and will still be posting on here his usual highly intellectual and informative ramblings. Brexit is Brexit and life must carry on ![]() Also I have a millennium cupboard with the real Robbie Williams locked inside it - the one you saw on that new year show is an impostor.
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What is this?
![]() Having said that, I doubt there were that many forums and there wasn't social media in the scale there is today, so apparently I've missed out on something I didn't need to know about
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