Originally Posted by
silentNate:
“This was sadly Caxton's last post. From the coroner's report it appears that Caxton had reached for a packet of toilet roll and the whole lot collapsed on them. We can only imagine this is how Caxton would have liked to die.
>blows nose<
Whenever I think of toilet paper I think of Caxton.
”
Much to the disappointment of many on here it was not my last post, I was always taught to be prepared, no good sitting on the bog on April 1st, contemplating how different it would have been if the country had voted "remain" and because of Brexit there was no spare bog roll as the local Tesco had already run out of it, as there is no bog paper left (except Izal) in the country and no electricity to make it anyway.
Keeping a good supply of bog roll in the house, I at least, will be able to wipe my bum on a nice soft tissue. I hear from good sources that some enterprising gentleman had bought up large amounts of old daily tabloids and cutting them into squares to resell as toilet paper, when because of Brexit, we run out of the usual bum fodder on a roll
So Caxton lives on and will still be posting on here his usual highly intellectual and informative ramblings. Brexit is Brexit and life must carry on