Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Yeah I thought that was glorious and sexy in a bizarre way!
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“Yeah I thought that was glorious and sexy in a bizarre way!
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They had needs and the stiff didn't mind
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Too true

You do surprise us Hilds, has it given you some ideas to spice up your love life, take your boyfriend to the local funeral parlour, what's a dead body when its standing in the way of two warm bodies getting it on.”

I discovered them the first time I sat on a man's lap and then I rapidly started to feel myself being lifted up propelled by this rather warm but rock solid object full of passion! It was explained to me that it wasn't a gun in his pocket but a sign he was pleased to see me her majesty in all her beauty and that I should view it as a compliment! Well her majesty is not one to not appreciate a compliment or to not be grateful for a special thank you so generously expressed as gratitude for her majesty sitting on their knee! Sitting on men's laps has now become a favourite pastime of mine and I always get a splendid reaction! 
😘
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still coming to terms with their demise?

still coming to terms with their demise?”

still coming to terms with their demise?”
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