Originally Posted by BomoLad:
“'Did Muslim immigrants kill 2 English roses?'”
“'Did Muslim immigrants kill 2 English roses?'”
Close the thread, we had a winner all the way back in the second post.
What would the Daily Mail headline be if the Mitchell Sister's deaths were real...
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I don't watch EE but I always appreciate a good slagging of the Daily Fail! Some of these are classics
'I Just Died In Your Arms'
' Death Of Babes In The Pool '
' Bride And Sister Die In A Country House Swimming Pool'
' Death Of Babes In The Pool '
' Bride And Sister Die In A Country House Swimming Pool'
"15,000 Polish immigrants walk past two sisters drowning in swimming pool"
The Daily Fail are basically the British printed version of Fox News. It's more fiction than actual news.
The Daily Fail are basically the British printed version of Fox News. It's more fiction than actual news.
Inside the article there would be a comment from a source in the hotel that a bottle of bubbly was missing from the fridge.
Originally Posted by Lady Voldemort:
“Baby swap mum drowns with sister on wedding day.”
“Baby swap mum drowns with sister on wedding day.”
They might fit the word tragic in but yep, that headline sounds about right.
Originally Posted by summer_ste:
“SNP To Blame For English Sister's Death At English Wedding. Nicola Sturgeon's Whereabouts Unknown.”
“SNP To Blame For English Sister's Death At English Wedding. Nicola Sturgeon's Whereabouts Unknown.”
You could also replace SNP with ISIS, and if you managed to fit in the phrase ' hard working families' you're on a roll
Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“Blonde Babes Bite the Big One by Blowing Bubbles!”
“Blonde Babes Bite the Big One by Blowing Bubbles!
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Think that sounds more like The Sun tbh
Originally Posted by Broken_Arrow:
“RONNIE MITCHELL DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT
(Unidentified slapper found next to her)”
“RONNIE MITCHELL DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT
(Unidentified slapper found next to her)”
If the plod in charge goes giving any statements, this is exactly what it would be.
"The bride...... and the other woman"
Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Billy MItchell thrilled at the prospect of a double funeral”
“Billy MItchell thrilled at the prospect of a double funeral”
"A Wedding and Two Funerals".
Originally Posted by lulu g:
“Their ages would be shown in brackets after their names and 'put on a leggy/busty display' would be worked into the article somewhere.”
“Their ages would be shown in brackets after their names and 'put on a leggy/busty display' would be worked into the article somewhere.”
I was going to post this but I couldn't find out how old they were meant to be!
And the winner is:
Originally Posted by Lady Voldemort:
“Baby swap mum drowns with sister on wedding day.”
“Baby swap mum drowns with sister on wedding day.”
Originally Posted by lulu g:
“Their ages would be shown in brackets after their names and 'put on a leggy/busty display' would be worked into the article somewhere.”
“Their ages would be shown in brackets after their names and 'put on a leggy/busty display' would be worked into the article somewhere.”
"The sisters were found stepping out in the pool, cutting still figures with their blonde tresses flowing around them, showcasing their toned and slender pins. There was a question mark over whether the elder sister was flaunting a burgeoning bump..."
Great thread!
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