It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
Ee - Two New Livers
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Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.”
“It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.”
Clearly you don't know how the transplant scheme works!
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.”
“It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.”
I'm so pleased you're back - you're the one person of the 'old guard' that I've missed
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.”
“It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.”
Won't be required...Philth's new liver wouldn't dare fail
Originally Posted by Tellystar:
“Clearly you don't know how the transplant scheme works!”
“Clearly you don't know how the transplant scheme works!”
It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.”
“It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.”
Originally Posted by Andybear:
“I'm so pleased you're back - you're the one person of the 'old guard' that I've missed”
“I'm so pleased you're back - you're the one person of the 'old guard' that I've missed
”
Lovely of you to say so, And. Thank you.
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.”
“It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.”
Love it Mo, you're on form today!!
Bit sick but am I the only person that hears the nursery rhyme Two Green Bottles when I read this thread title?! lol
Two New Livers Standing On The Wall....
🤢🤢🤢 sorry lol
Two New Livers Standing On The Wall....
🤢🤢🤢 sorry lol
It's a shame they said Phil's new unseen best friend Tony was dead as he could have had one of them and become an honorary Mitchell - Phil's new bruva from another mother
I suppose if Phil required one of the livers it might finally put an end to the speculation that they haven't actually died. I mean, Ronnie walking into the Vic one day without a liver is a little bit far fetched.
Originally Posted by misty cloud:
“It's a shame they said Phil's new unseen best friend Tony was dead as he could have had one of them and become an honorary Mitchell - Phil's new bruva from another mother”
“It's a shame they said Phil's new unseen best friend Tony was dead as he could have had one of them and become an honorary Mitchell - Phil's new bruva from another mother
”
I really thought this was where we were heading, if only he had hung on for a couple of days, I am more upset about Tony's death than I am about Ronnie and Roxy
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“I suppose if Phil required one of the livers it might finally put an end to the speculation that they haven't actually died. I mean, Ronnie walking into the Vic one day without a liver is a little bit far fetched.”
“I suppose if Phil required one of the livers it might finally put an end to the speculation that they haven't actually died. I mean, Ronnie walking into the Vic one day without a liver is a little bit far fetched.”
No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart”
“No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart
”
I'll do the gags if you don't mind, AS.
Originally Posted by cobis:
“I really thought this was where we were heading, if only he had hung on for a couple of days, I am more upset about Tony's death than I am about Ronnie and Roxy”
“I really thought this was where we were heading, if only he had hung on for a couple of days, I am more upset about Tony's death than I am about Ronnie and Roxy
”
I'm sad for what could have been
... Tony used to send Phil joke texts that made him laugh, has anyone in the history of time ever managed to do that.
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart”
“No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart
”
Loved Ronnie but she has been going into the Vic all this time without a heart and with a permanent sniff. She sniffed before she spoke constantly
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.”
“It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.”
Ronnie's will have been encased in ice for the past few decades anyway by virtue of her stone cold soul.
Originally Posted by Dippydolly:
“Loved Ronnie but she has been going into the Vic all this time without a heart and with a permanent sniff. She sniffed before she spoke constantly”
“Loved Ronnie but she has been going into the Vic all this time without a heart and with a permanent sniff. She sniffed before she spoke constantly”
I imagine a permanent sniffle is common side effect for an ice maiden.
The liver has to be removed within a very short time of death or it dies and becomes unusable. Looks like R @ R will be floating all night.
Originally Posted by CherryRose:
“Will you miss R&R Mo?”
“Will you miss R&R Mo?”
Only in the sense that I love hating soap characters and Ronnie, in particular, was one of my fave ones to loathe so I'll miss her for that. However, I'll still be ok while we've got Billy, Stacey and Lee on the scene. And just think how brilliant it would be if my all time most hated character Minty ever came back.
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