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Ee - Two New Livers
It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
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Roxy's liver is probably just as pickled to be honest
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I love how Mo can always find the bright side.
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Quality post !!!
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By XOX I mean !
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It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
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It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
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It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
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Clearly you don't know how the transplant scheme works!
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It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.
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I'm so pleased you're back - you're the one person of the 'old guard' that I've missed
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It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Love it Mo, you're on form today!!
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Bit sick but am I the only person that hears the nursery rhyme Two Green Bottles when I read this thread title?! lol
Two New Livers Standing On The Wall.... 🤢🤢🤢 sorry lol |
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It's a shame they said Phil's new unseen best friend Tony was dead as he could have had one of them and become an honorary Mitchell - Phil's new bruva from another mother
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I suppose if Phil required one of the livers it might finally put an end to the speculation that they haven't actually died. I mean, Ronnie walking into the Vic one day without a liver is a little bit far fetched.
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It's a shame they said Phil's new unseen best friend Tony was dead as he could have had one of them and become an honorary Mitchell - Phil's new bruva from another mother
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I suppose if Phil required one of the livers it might finally put an end to the speculation that they haven't actually died. I mean, Ronnie walking into the Vic one day without a liver is a little bit far fetched.
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No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart
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I really thought this was where we were heading, if only he had hung on for a couple of days, I am more upset about Tony's death than I am about Ronnie and Roxy
![]() ... Tony used to send Phil joke texts that made him laugh, has anyone in the history of time ever managed to do that.
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No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart
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It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.
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Loved Ronnie but she has been going into the Vic all this time without a heart and with a permanent sniff. She sniffed before she spoke constantly
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Will you miss R&R Mo?
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The liver has to be removed within a very short time of death or it dies and becomes unusable. Looks like R @ R will be floating all night.
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Will you miss R&R Mo?
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