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Old 02-01-2017, 15:36
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It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
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Old 02-01-2017, 15:45
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Roxy's liver is probably just as pickled to be honest
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Old 02-01-2017, 15:47
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I love how Mo can always find the bright side.
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Old 02-01-2017, 15:47
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Old 02-01-2017, 15:48
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Old 02-01-2017, 15:48
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It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
Clearly you don't know how the transplant scheme works!
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Old 02-01-2017, 15:51
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It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
I'm so pleased you're back - you're the one person of the 'old guard' that I've missed
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Old 02-01-2017, 16:00
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It's great news for Phil, I suppose, that if his new liver doesn't work properly, there are two more waiting for him. Every cloud .... and all that.
Won't be required...Philth's new liver wouldn't dare fail
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Old 02-01-2017, 16:04
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Clearly you don't know how the transplant scheme works!
It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.
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Old 02-01-2017, 16:05
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It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.
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Old 02-01-2017, 16:07
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I'm so pleased you're back - you're the one person of the 'old guard' that I've missed
Lovely of you to say so, And. Thank you.
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Old 02-01-2017, 16:07
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It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.


Love it Mo, you're on form today!!
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Old 02-01-2017, 17:37
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Bit sick but am I the only person that hears the nursery rhyme Two Green Bottles when I read this thread title?! lol

Two New Livers Standing On The Wall....

🤢🤢🤢 sorry lol
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Old 02-01-2017, 17:46
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It's a shame they said Phil's new unseen best friend Tony was dead as he could have had one of them and become an honorary Mitchell - Phil's new bruva from another mother
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Old 02-01-2017, 17:50
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I suppose if Phil required one of the livers it might finally put an end to the speculation that they haven't actually died. I mean, Ronnie walking into the Vic one day without a liver is a little bit far fetched.
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Old 02-01-2017, 17:52
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It's a shame they said Phil's new unseen best friend Tony was dead as he could have had one of them and become an honorary Mitchell - Phil's new bruva from another mother
I really thought this was where we were heading, if only he had hung on for a couple of days, I am more upset about Tony's death than I am about Ronnie and Roxy
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Old 02-01-2017, 17:53
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I suppose if Phil required one of the livers it might finally put an end to the speculation that they haven't actually died. I mean, Ronnie walking into the Vic one day without a liver is a little bit far fetched.
No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart
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Old 02-01-2017, 17:54
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No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart
I'll do the gags if you don't mind, AS.
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Old 02-01-2017, 17:55
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I really thought this was where we were heading, if only he had hung on for a couple of days, I am more upset about Tony's death than I am about Ronnie and Roxy
I'm sad for what could have been ... Tony used to send Phil joke texts that made him laugh, has anyone in the history of time ever managed to do that.
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Old 02-01-2017, 17:57
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No problem to Ronnie after all she's been going into the Vic all this time without a heart
Loved Ronnie but she has been going into the Vic all this time without a heart and with a permanent sniff. She sniffed before she spoke constantly
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Old 02-01-2017, 18:20
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It's quite straightforward really. At the mortuary, they'll use a small hacksaw and cut out the livers and encase them in ice until they have space in the freezer. They store them until they are needed and a surgeon glues them onto the ribcage of the recipient where the old liver was and then sews up the skin so you can't even tell that they have had a transplant. The fact that they are related means that there is a 90% better chance that the liver will be compatible so Phil will be ok to start drinking again as long as he doesn't overdo it totally. He will need to stick to the recommended units per week for middle aged men which is about 30.
Ronnie's will have been encased in ice for the past few decades anyway by virtue of her stone cold soul.
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Old 02-01-2017, 18:22
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Loved Ronnie but she has been going into the Vic all this time without a heart and with a permanent sniff. She sniffed before she spoke constantly
I imagine a permanent sniffle is common side effect for an ice maiden.
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Old 02-01-2017, 18:25
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Will you miss R&R Mo?
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Old 02-01-2017, 18:25
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The liver has to be removed within a very short time of death or it dies and becomes unusable. Looks like R @ R will be floating all night.
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Old 02-01-2017, 18:32
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Will you miss R&R Mo?
Only in the sense that I love hating soap characters and Ronnie, in particular, was one of my fave ones to loathe so I'll miss her for that. However, I'll still be ok while we've got Billy, Stacey and Lee on the scene. And just think how brilliant it would be if my all time most hated character Minty ever came back.
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