When Max took the tissues out his pockets at Dot's he could have accidentally dropped the drugs on her sofa.

The episode could have ended with the penultimate scene, Dot finding the packet, thinking its sherbet and taking it. The final scene Jack returning home to find a note left for him "The bubblys in the fridge" and went on a rampage.

Tommorows episode should have been a special like the one following Stacey round the square with her bipolar - only instead, we would be following Dot around high as she chases a pink rabbit she thinks is Jim, and other hilarities, like her seeing Angie instead of Whitney in the vic. (Anita Dobson could have reprised the role for one episode)

Don't give up your day job .....

Nope.

Beware, she will kill again...

I do love a bit of Starry whimsy

Another classic starry_rune thread.

I am speechless.

Ha aha Ha I actually want this to happen now lol 🌈💊🌈

I thought this was a joke, but clearly it isn't. 😂😂

I reckon Ethel Esquire would have had it away. By the end of next week he'd be dealing to Craig Revel Horwood and Lady Di, with Freddie Mercury blackmailed into being his runner under threat of becoming nosh.