Is that why I don't look like her - despite being a good few years younger - is it because I haven't been eating organic strawberries!?

Damn and blast you pesticides.


She doesn't strike me as a woman who'll be happy to share bathroom facilities either.... cue lots of house meetings and diary room chats.

She did say after having a vent that she would make herself a non-organic meal though so she will power through i think...