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Old 04-01-2017, 22:35
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James reminds me of this unpleasant little annoyance I used to go to school with. Always has to dominate the conversation, always has the answers, is never ever wrong and just generally has to be an absolute bellend!

Also I don't care what he says, my gaydar is top-notch... I'm not sure who he is trying to fool.
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Old 04-01-2017, 22:38
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hopefully he'll be gone soon
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Old 04-01-2017, 22:41
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Also I don't care what he says, my gaydar is top-notch... I'm not sure who he is trying to fool.
James J here borrowing Pitmans computer

I had to break out of the house to say this comment is an absolute fabrication, I am definitely straight, one million percent
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Old 04-01-2017, 22:57
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That poor man is so straight he has to shit standing up.

It also explains that look that comes across his face sometimes.
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:05
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He is soooo desperate to be top dog, it's painful. He is also a pathetic coward - will be ganging up with Speidi - you mark my words.
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:20
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I didn't see his original series but I actually thought he was alright last night...i laughed at a few of his comments.

Calum seems to be quite chilled and funny...I was pleasantly surprised at his positivity and wit. I actually see a bit of a bromance forming - you never know, he might stop James J going too far over to the dark side.

I think people need to remember that these housemates are grown adults from showbiz land - I really don't think the comment to Jamie about his name will have done any lasting damage. It looked to me that it was an attempt at 'banter' made due to an excruciatingly awkward conversation (or lack thereof). People say odd things to fill an awkward gap!
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:23
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I didn't see his original series but I actually thought he was alright last night...i laughed at a few of his comments.

Calum seems to be quite chilled and funny...I was pleasantly surprised at his positivity and wit. I actually see a bit of a bromance forming - you never know, he might stop James J going too far over to the dark side.

I think people need to remember that these housemates are grown adults from showbiz land - I really don't think the comment to Jamie about his name will have done any lasting damage. It looked to me that it was an attempt at 'banter' made due to an excruciatingly awkward conversation (or lack thereof). People say odd things to fill an awkward gap!
you didn't see him in his original series, awkward conversations are his speciality, give it time
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:26
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James J here borrowing Pitmans computer

I had to break out of the house to say this comment is an absolute fabrication, I am definitely straight, one million percent
#FACT
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:27
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you didn't see him in his original series, awkward conversations are his speciality, give it time
LOL really?!

I sat there going "Arrrgggghhh this silence is excruciating - please, one of you just walk away!!!" It was like a Made In Chelsea exchange in slow motion...
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:28
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LOL really?!

I sat there going "Arrrgggghhh this silence is excruciating - please, one of you just walk away!!!" It was like a Made In Chelsea exchange in slow motion...
He's the Brad Pitt of conversation as well as the dance world
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:31
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So do I.
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:31
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LOL really?!

I sat there going "Arrrgggghhh this silence is excruciating - please, one of you just walk away!!!" It was like a Made In Chelsea exchange in slow motion...
"will you play golf"?

obviously all footballers love golf and play it at every opportunity

James J fitting in, social chameleon
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:33
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He's the Brad Pitt of conversation as well as the dance world
Has anyone changed that to 'the Arm Pitt' yet?

And if not, why not?
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:35
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He's the Brad Pitt of conversation as well as the dance world
there's no beginning to his talents

most people follow the rule, if you don't know about a subject, keep quiet and ask a few questions, James thinks bugger that, I'll try and pass myself off as an expert on the subject
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:37
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"will you play golf"?

obviously all footballers love golf and play it at every opportunity

James J fitting in, social chameleon
My predictions for future topics of conversation...cheating, holidays and being an overpaid man-child.
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:39
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My predictions for future topics of conversation...cheating, holidays and being an overpaid man-child.

sexuality might also come up, on a daily basis
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:41
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sexuality might also come up, on a daily basis
Ah. Doth he protest too much?
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:42
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Ah. Doth he protest too much?
Look he's not gay



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Old 04-01-2017, 23:51
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sexuality might also come up, on a daily basis

haha he's already said "I'm straight" and it's day 1
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:54
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Look he's not gay



Whoever thought he was?! He's worse than Steven the Significant. Roller blind vendor of no particular or discernable likeability.
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Old 04-01-2017, 23:59
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I don't understand how you could forget? DId you have a brain injury since he was last on?
I'd just like to point out here he is NOT scared. Or gay.
I never forgot at all and he still is!!!
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Old Yesterday, 00:13
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I don't understand how you could forget? DId you have a brain injury since he was last on?
I'd just like to point out here he is NOT scared. Or gay.
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Old Yesterday, 13:05
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I hated how he handled the editing out thing. Half of them didn't agree but he took it upon himself to just say Stacy...
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Old Yesterday, 13:20
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I hated how he handled the editing out thing. Half of them didn't agree but he took it upon himself to just say Stacy...
Only after there was a show of hands and 4 all stars plus James put their hands up for Stacy.

Coleen
Austin
Jasmine
Nicola
& James
All put their hands up to vote for Stacy.

Only Callum & Speidi didn't vote.

https://www.my5.tv/celebrity-big-bro...n-12/episode-2
7:47 minutes in

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Old Yesterday, 14:10
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The point I was making for someone who was meant to be a bully towards Gary & meant to be a bellend as you claim he was/is, coming 3rd his year was a big accomplishment

Coleen is hardly 'Mrs Popular' yet came 2nd in her series - another 'big accomplishment'.

So?

He was arrogant and wrong.
Really?

Doesn't sound like James.

At. All...

I went off him just before Xmas when he was bad mouthing Ore from Strictly.
Surely he wasn't 'wrong' about Ore though was he?

It was all of us others who believe he's the Devil incarnate who were wrong wasn't it???


Also I don't care what he says, my gaydar is top-notch... I'm not sure who he is trying to fool.
Ola, quite clearly...
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