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How come I did not get a Knighthood this year?
How come I did not get a Knighthood this year for my posts to Digital Spy?
Another year I have missed out ![]() Not even a OBE or a CBE either
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How come I did not get a Knighthood this year for my posts to Digital Spy?
Another year I have missed out ![]() |
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I'll start a Gofundme page for you if you like, maybe that would help ease your pain?
Ask your mates why they didn't nominate you Caxton - it's all their fault
Last edited by muggins14 : Yesterday at 17:15. Reason: Correct my terrible typing! |
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Nothing can console me, I wanted to kneel in front of the Queen as she tapped me on my shoulder with a sword and proclaimed "Arise Sir Caxton of Smallpiece".
A lost opportunity for this Nation, I put it all down to Brexit |
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How come I did not get a Knighthood this year for my posts to Digital Spy?
Another year I have missed out ![]() Not even a OBE or a CBE either ![]() |
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How come I did not get a Knighthood this year for my posts to Digital Spy?
Another year I have missed out ![]() Not even a OBE or a CBE either ![]() Quote:
I'll start a Gofundme page for you if you like, maybe that would help ease your pain?
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It's baffling isn't it?
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you should have gone for it when Cameron was in charge, you only had to pleasure him with a couple of pork chops
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Introduced the printing press to England and still I found time to give 12 years of unstinting service by posting on Digital Spy, day after day I sat trying to compose yet another intellectual masterpiece to send
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Introduced the printing press to England and still I found time to give 12 years of unstinting service by posting on Digital Spy, day after day I sat trying to compose yet another intellectual masterpiece to send
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Aaah, but that's not a valuable skill to the country. This country only values running, jumping, singing, and kicking or hitting balls.
I was thinking along a similar line, except I had a different f word in there, not fund.
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Do you think maybe it was your posts which put the kibosh on your knighthood?
Could not have been my posts they are always quality
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No, I believe it was the printing press, the country were not ready for it
![]() ![]() I think if we can get a photo of you looking sad next to the Queen knighting someone else in the background (or Even Princess Beatrice attacking Ed Sheeran with a sword in that attempted beheading) we could get a double page spread in the media which would boost the footfall flow to your GofundMe page. |
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You need someone to nominate you. So unless you're famous you need to start hobnobbing with the nobs.
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Aaah, but that's not a valuable skill to the country. This country only values running, jumping, singing, and kicking or hitting balls.
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You need someone to nominate you. So unless you're famous you need to start hobnobbing with the nobs.
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You need a loud voice, get yourself noticed above the hubbub - post everything in bold capitals for a similar effect.
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WHAT LIKE THIS YOU MEAN
Maybe I should use lots of smilies too
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Sending a large cheque to the Conservative party seems to work.
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Sending a large cheque to the Conservative party seems to work.
I sent Teresa a stiff letter, to complain, I got a thank-you letter and a copy of her Brexit plans
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I don't know. Did you shag Princess Anne or something?
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I have already done that, and it did not work.
I sent Teresa a stiff letter, to complain, I got a thank-you letter and a copy of her Brexit plans![]()
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Sir crazychris, can you imagine?
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Just give me your details and either I or Carol Worderman (btw, support her petition for RAF pilot) will start petition for you
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How come I did not get a Knighthood this year for my posts to Digital Spy?
Another year I have missed out ![]() Not even a OBE or a CBE either ![]() 40 years serving the community giving your time to help others 10 years doing a successful Sitcom 4 Years doing a sport you love because there clear are no other rewards 2 Years as a Civil Servant 1 Post enquiring about the Queen's health and calling her ma'am. That sort of thing |
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Could not have been my posts they are always quality