I thought Chas said Birthday Porn...it is Charity so I wasn't surprised.
Emmerdaily. 6th January. King Cn★t's Coronation Day...in 1017.
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Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Having someone bouncing up and down on you?
I think you'll be disappointed again, Chris....”
“Having someone bouncing up and down on you?
I think you'll be disappointed again, Chris....”
1992 was a great year
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“He's going to visit Corrie.”
“He's going to visit Corrie.”
Smuden will dump Tiny Tears and hook up with Sean
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“£11.95.
Is that with 'garden vegetables'?”
“£11.95.
Is that with 'garden vegetables'?
”
Poncy, Jd.
You can get a good blow-out at " ALBERTS ROADSIDE CAFE", Cheltenham Rd , for £6; mug of stewed tea included
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“So, a quick diabetic collapse and Kerreh is redeemed?”
“So, a quick diabetic collapse and Kerreh is redeemed?”
Stop being so 'insulINar'.
Originally Posted by OsakaSun:
“I'm starting to worry about you.
”
“I'm starting to worry about you.
”
I think i'm suffering from Carbon Monoxide poisoning
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Evening all TFTT
Big kisses on the lips all round ,,, or if you prefer, a firm handshake ,,,,,, followed by a big kiss on the lips”
“Evening all TFTT
Big kisses on the lips all round ,,, or if you prefer, a firm handshake ,,,,,, followed by a big kiss on the lips
”
Right , if no one wants my lovely greeting , i shall take my kisses elsewhere , forthwith
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“I think i'm suffering from Carbon Monoxide poisoning”
“I think i'm suffering from Carbon Monoxide poisoning
”
Time to replace the gas fire
Oh Chrissie-my-love, come unto me for thou art the moon and the stars. For sooth, thou bangest like a shithouse door in the wind. Knaa' worra mean, like. Canny.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Right , if no one wants my lovely greeting , i shall take my kisses elsewhere , forthwith”
“Right , if no one wants my lovely greeting , i shall take my kisses elsewhere , forthwith
”
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Right , if no one wants my lovely greeting , i shall take my kisses elsewhere , forthwith”
“Right , if no one wants my lovely greeting , i shall take my kisses elsewhere , forthwith
”
you will be sadly missed
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“I hope someone smacks Lachlan around the head with a snooker ball in a sock.”
“I hope someone smacks Lachlan around the head with a snooker ball in a sock.”
Lol !
He would pull it from them & beat them up shouting
" IM THE DADDY NOW!!"
😃😃
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“'Don't do this to me Moira....I've nearly finished our matching jumpers....'”
“'Don't do this to me Moira....I've nearly finished our matching jumpers....'”
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