I'm bored now ,, i'm off to wrestle an action man
Emmerdaily. 6th January. King Cn★t's Coronation Day...in 1017.
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Stay far away from the creep Rebecca 
For God's sake Cain. Stop acting like a blushing virgin, who didn't knock up a barely legal girl he hardly knew.
For God's sake Cain. Stop acting like a blushing virgin, who didn't knock up a barely legal girl he hardly knew.
I am off to put decorations up it is getting close nowI hope to see you all again after a fun weekend
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“I'm bored now ,, i'm off to wrestle an action man”
“I'm bored now ,, i'm off to wrestle an action man”
Watch out for his realistic gripping hands.
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“Cain is a very, frightened, insecure individual. Threatening women is just about his game.”
“Cain is a very, frightened, insecure individual. Threatening women is just about his game.”
Cain has always been very selective as to who he is polite to.
Good character but not a nice person.
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“Cain is a very, frightened, insecure individual. Threatening women is just about his game.”
“Cain is a very, frightened, insecure individual. Threatening women is just about his game.”
Normally I'd agree but as it was Chrissie then I'd just say get on with it Cain.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“I'm bored now ,, i'm off to wrestle an action man”
“I'm bored now ,, i'm off to wrestle an action man”
My money's on the Action Man.
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Cain needs to put his kid in the tiny overalls and take him with him to the farm. Moira's granite heart will melt.”
“Cain needs to put his kid in the tiny overalls and take him with him to the farm. Moira's granite heart will melt.”
Too true, but we need to see it too!
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Aaron.
1 slice of toast wont keep you going, underneath Robert”
“Aaron.
1 slice of toast wont keep you going, underneath Robert”
Aaron has hidden reserves!
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“Listen to him, Cain. Zak knows everything about what women want.”
“Listen to him, Cain. Zak knows everything about what women want.”
Zak's had more luck on the women front recently!
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ A weekend on canal Street”
“
A weekend on canal Street”
Aaron will love that. Not so sure about Robert!
Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Smuden will dump Tiny Tears and hook up with Sean”
“Smuden will dump Tiny Tears and hook up with Sean”
I doubt it, Robert has more taste!
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Chrissie wants the Governor.”
“Chrissie wants the Governor.”
That's just the way to help out Lachlan! Anyhow, Lachlan's orchestrating the whole thing himself!
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Damian the Omen is a right oddball kid”
“Damian the Omen is a right oddball kid”
Indeed, but it's hardly a surprise. After all, he started life being born in a telephone box!
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ poor Kyle”
“ poor Kyle”
He's not had much of a life.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Isnt Rodders the aging lothario?”
“Isnt Rodders the aging lothario?”
Indeed he is!
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Aaron looks like he's about to explode in rage and tears - rather post coital then”
“Aaron looks like he's about to explode in rage and tears - rather post coital then
”
He looks dischuffed. That's about the limit of it.
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Chas is a nightmare”
“Chas is a nightmare”
She's the one who set the whole insecurities ball rolling, now she can't stop it.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“
if I was Robert I would record myself with Rebecca and then show Aaron and say cry now you award chasing numpty”
“
if I was Robert I would record myself with Rebecca and then show Aaron and say cry now you award chasing numpty”
I rather think that it's ITV that chases the awards - Danny Miller follows in the wake.
Originally Posted by trevor tiger:
“Reading between the lines here Moira is clearly saying that she wants much more time with Cain between the sheets and who can blame her 😎”
“Reading between the lines here Moira is clearly saying that she wants much more time with Cain between the sheets and who can blame her 😎”
I wish she would speak a bit more plainly then, so that we didn't have all this drama - oh, wait a minute, isn't that what soap is all about?!
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Sexy adorable slightly naughty yet utterly divine Ross”
“Sexy adorable slightly naughty yet utterly divine Ross”
Nasty bit of goods!
Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“Ha! Aaron insecure, it's hilarious. I hate them both. Cheat on him Robert, do it!”
“Ha! Aaron insecure, it's hilarious. I hate them both. Cheat on him Robert, do it!”
Surely there needs to be at least one faithful couple in Emmerdale?
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“He should rip her skirt off. I'm told it helps in such things.”
“He should rip her skirt off. I'm told it helps in such things.”
Good God man. Don't let Pierce hear you say that!
Originally Posted by Whedonite:
“Cain really is incapable of insulting a woman without resorting to sexual insults. He did the same to Moira once. No wonder Debbie went for Ross. He's just like her sexist dad.”
“Cain really is incapable of insulting a woman without resorting to sexual insults. He did the same to Moira once. No wonder Debbie went for Ross. He's just like her sexist dad.”
Cain had made progress. He's now regressed completely!
Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“and the irony is he's the biggest slapper in town.”
“and the irony is he's the biggest slapper in town.”
I think that you're wrong there. Surely that title goes to Dross?!
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“I'm sensing that was some sort of scam , Emmerdale needs to have a Crash for Cash storyline , that Hotten road is a deathtrap”
“I'm sensing that was some sort of scam , Emmerdale needs to have a Crash for Cash storyline , that Hotten road is a deathtrap”
Your're right. That's exactly what it will be. The higway code says that you should never seek to avoid a colision with an animal if it will endanger others.
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“Cain is a very, frightened, insecure individual. Threatening women is just about his game.”
“Cain is a very, frightened, insecure individual. Threatening women is just about his game.”
I'll agree that he's insecure, but I wouldn't say that he's frightened!
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Sam in "Rebecca wanting sammie's tadger" storyline”
“Sam in "Rebecca wanting sammie's tadger" storyline”
Are you impying that she's going from the sublime to the ridiculous?!
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Mmmmm glimpse of the MEGA HOT RAM ROD SEXY MUTHA HOT ROSS BUNS!
😍😍😍😍😍”
“Mmmmm glimpse of the MEGA HOT RAM ROD SEXY MUTHA HOT ROSS BUNS!
😍😍😍😍😍”
We could well have done without that.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“Another surprise birthday party how original”
“Another surprise birthday party how original”
The surprise in this case is that
Spoiler
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Yes Cain! Keep punching the bearded mutant!”
“Yes Cain! Keep punching the bearded mutant!
”
Dan's a good man.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Kyle is a strange child.”
“Kyle is a strange child.”
He'll be even stranger now!
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“Damian is still not speaking
”
“Damian is still not speaking
”
Look out when he does!
Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Cain has always been very selective as to who he is polite to.
Good character but not a nice person.”
“Cain has always been very selective as to who he is polite to.
Good character but not a nice person.”
Indeed.
Originally Posted by OsakaSun:
“Dan telling Cain a few home truths.”
“Dan telling Cain a few home truths.”
Necessary too!
Originally Posted by trevor tiger:
“Normally I'd agree but as it was Chrissie then I'd just say get on with it Cain.”
“Normally I'd agree but as it was Chrissie then I'd just say get on with it Cain.”
Quite!
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Teifiboi Aaron should pay heed to the saying if he cheats with you he'll cheat on you”
“Teifiboi Aaron should pay heed to the saying if he cheats with you he'll cheat on you
”
Oh ye of little faith sorcha!!!
Originally Posted by masterquan:
“Joanies going to die right?”
“Joanies going to die right?”
Eventually, yes....
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Dan - the poor man's Mick - wearing a ladies dressing gown.
”
“Dan - the poor man's Mick - wearing a ladies dressing gown.
”
Emmerdale copying EastEnders
There's something new.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ Kerry will only sleep with 230 men this year”
“
Kerry will only sleep with 230 men this year”
New Years Resolution eh?
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Aaron.
1 slice of toast wont keep you going, underneath Robert”
“Aaron.
1 slice of toast wont keep you going, underneath Robert”
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Smuden will dump Tiny Tears and hook up with Sean”
“Smuden will dump Tiny Tears and hook up with Sean”
Do you want to scare him away?
Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“She answered that phone without touching any buttons.”
“She answered that phone without touching any buttons.”
Emmerdale innovating with technology. Who knew!
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Hen dos.
In a corner shop.”
“Hen dos.
In a corner shop.”
Gentrification at its worst
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“Is Kyle mute? A 5 year old usually never stops talking”
“Is Kyle mute? A 5 year old usually never stops talking
”
Cain knitted his lips together.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ I am sure BOB takes LSD every morning”
“
I am sure BOB takes LSD every morning”
Helps him block Brenda out.
Originally Posted by mo mouse:
“Anyone doing a day's work today ?”
“Anyone doing a day's work today ?”
They did it all on the last bank holiday.
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“Why did ITV pay big bucks for that stale format?
”
“Why did ITV pay big bucks for that stale format?
”
Coronation Street?
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ Sam thinking can i do this sister”
“
Sam thinking can i do this sister”
Sam? Thinking?
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