We know there will be two new columnists this year.

But who....

Well I noticed that all the question marks have been replaced with some letters.

??r??
?e???

Who could these people be.... my guess the 1st ones marco....

the second one has someone with an e in their name... no idea

check it in menu on left hand side

Could be Becki

eek

Hope its Marco and Becki - then I won't have to read either of them!

Hogan's and Emzi are required reading and I'll be spending far too much time on BB already!!

Helen

Penny

Becki

God help us help us all ... penny was an english teacher she can write....becki she might be able to write (if she doesnt get mixed up with italian?? (that was so lame)) and helen ....well i dont know whether she can write...can she?

Could be the mother of all smokescreens to divert us from the 2 real ex-hm's..

:yawn:

Well, the only two BB5 housemates whose names fit the letter pattern are Marco and Becki. I'm afraid I don't look forward to reading either of them, should it actually turn out to be them.

Maybe nobody else from BB5 wanted to do it? I wonder how well Digital Spy pays in comparison to the tabloids?

Good choice. Look forward to reading them. And disagreeing with them.

Do you read it how people talk, like, if it is Marco - i'll be reading it really fast with no punctuation (pauses) and a sharp intake of breath at the end.

The 2 housemates i didn't want if its Marco and Becki

Surprised they didn't get Emma with her being skint after blowing all her money would have thought she would take anything.

Just remember that what ever they write is sacred and anyone who so much as disagrees with them must have several angry posts aimed at them telling them they're jealous, they're X-haters, that x has earned x amount of money and so must be a great person, they should be grateful x is taking the time to write a column and that the complainer is a bad person all round....all the usual asskissing bollocks.

The first one is obviously Marco, unless the letters are a red herring. Hopefully, they are only having one housemate from last years BB, so maybe the other one is Deano. (five letters -it fits!)

Helen could be the second.

Snap ....

Could never stand Marco in the house either - then he and other BB5 HMs (and the Camoron) decide to become members here so everyone about turns and sucks up to them

I didn't mind Becki though ....

more letters have appeared ...oh spooky

?e?n?

Penny?
Deano( have no idea who they are must be some DS:BB demigod or something)

Back on topic ... looks like it may be Penny ...

Her reports would be interesting to read ... I've not heard much of her since BB2 ....

Would have to be Penny if it's a former HM.

looks like it could be Marco and Penny (they've just added an n to the end of the second name!).


are they definately ex BB hms?

Yay! I hope it's Penny. I'll bet she has some really interesting views. I always thought it was a shame she was out first in BB2.

You're not funny, tomorrow.

i thought the columnists were from the previous year?

no offence to Penny, she was ok on bb2, but surely her time of bb has passed and to be honest, i find it hard to see how she can be relevant to bb 4 years after she was evicted

BB-Addict - do you think I care? :yawn:


Lozzie - you have a point, but at the same time she was absolute madness for the time she was in the BB house and does have experience of being in that environment .... she was a teacher so at least has the abilitity to give us something decent to read (I hope) .....

That's a common childish phrase. I suppose if that's the best you can do, I'll leave you to it.

Regarding comments about Penny, I think it will be good having someone who's experienced at writing for the columnist. We'll soon see if it is her or if it's Becki, as first suspected.

Its not Becki!

?e?n?
Becki (definite no)

??r??
Marco (could be)

I`d have liked Victor`s take on the proceedings. Marco would be great too. Both these guys are real BB addicts.