When Davina announced that Elizabeth had been evicted in a suprise vote and Helen was freaking out, Brian turned and got stroppy with her telling her to be quiet.
What's your favourite funny moment?
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Alex - I once heard a sheep say 'F*** off.'
Jade - I'm off for my beauty sleep.
Alex - See you on Friday.
Brian to Dean, when discussing the mystery of Paul repeatedly being kept in by the viewers - They must be seeing something we don't see. You can just imagine the people who are voting for him. They're all twelve years old, really like Star Wars, and can kick their height.
Jade - I'm off for my beauty sleep.
Alex - See you on Friday.
Brian to Dean, when discussing the mystery of Paul repeatedly being kept in by the viewers - They must be seeing something we don't see. You can just imagine the people who are voting for him. They're all twelve years old, really like Star Wars, and can kick their height.
Brian in the bedroom having rice thrown at him - also Michelle singing 'Pie Jesu' - which was awful! 
Originally Posted by BBDodge:
“The bit I laughed at most the other night was Pie Jesu.”
“The bit I laughed at most the other night was Pie Jesu.”
You are so right,that isn't just funny
It is a travesty of a mockery of a sham and the funniest thing is she reckoned she was sooooo good!!!!!
I've though of another one that made me laugh but is wasn't so much funny as pitiful.
Sissey having a wetty when she didn't get in the reward room.
Sissey having a wetty when she didn't get in the reward room.
Not as good as the one's mentioned already, but when Nick said to Tom not looking at him: "He's a treacherous one, that Craig." Tom's face in the mirror was a complete picture!
I don't really have a favourite because there are too many! I found BB5 to be the funniest series, especially the Lipgloss Bitches. Here are just some moments that made me cry with laughter...
Nadia's "I'm fumigating right now!" moment.
Marco's dance on the football mascot task.
Nadia falling over on her way through the living area, then quickly getting up and looking around to see if anyone had saw her.
The "ladygarden" moment.
Nadia and Dan while they where chained together in the chain task - classic double act!
Nadia when she's cleaning.
Dan doing an impression of Nadia cleaning.
Michelle stealing the Diary Room camera.
Jason's stupid dancing in the mirror on his own in the full moon party.
Nadia having to make everyone laugh.
Nadia's "I'm fumigating right now!" moment.
Marco's dance on the football mascot task.
Nadia falling over on her way through the living area, then quickly getting up and looking around to see if anyone had saw her.
The "ladygarden" moment.
Nadia and Dan while they where chained together in the chain task - classic double act!
Nadia when she's cleaning.
Dan doing an impression of Nadia cleaning.
Michelle stealing the Diary Room camera.
Jason's stupid dancing in the mirror on his own in the full moon party.
Nadia having to make everyone laugh.
Originally Posted by scaryspice:
“Justines face when her name was announced for eviction over Jon.”
“Justines face when her name was announced for eviction over Jon.”
And even more so when she was subjected to a parade of national Tickle worship to the theme of Carmina Burana.
Sweet revenge.
Ladygarden diary moment, was watching that on BB's Funniest Moments and i was crying with laughter and also Nadia having to do the laugh task and when they stripped Marco in the diary room.
federico failing all those tasks, especially the Cub Scout one. the look on his face was priceless. classic moment.
Originally Posted by unclebob:
“There are so many to choose from, some of the above posts recall hilarious moments, and as such I don't have a favourite.
Another goodun was Kate, still drunk after much boozing, in the bedroom putting on her shoes or socks or something and falling clean sideways.”
“There are so many to choose from, some of the above posts recall hilarious moments, and as such I don't have a favourite.
Another goodun was Kate, still drunk after much boozing, in the bedroom putting on her shoes or socks or something and falling clean sideways.”
OMG that was soooo funny!!! the best so far, i hope someone can beat it this year x
Alison breaking the table
Scott's ewar woowar joke - the fact that Cameron laughed for about 5 minutes was brill
Scott's ewar woowar joke - the fact that Cameron laughed for about 5 minutes was brill
All of the above are great
What about
BB: Hello Nadia
Nadia : Hiya
BB: How are you today
Nadia: Im very good thanks, its been a good day
BB: Thank you Nadia, you must not discuss this conversation with any of your fellow housemates
Nush standing on the Chair Arm and it falling over
BB putting a bucket of water against the bedroom door (BB5)
Teasing John with the whole diet coke thing
What about
BB: Hello Nadia
Nadia : Hiya
BB: How are you today
Nadia: Im very good thanks, its been a good day
BB: Thank you Nadia, you must not discuss this conversation with any of your fellow housemates
Nush standing on the Chair Arm and it falling over
BB putting a bucket of water against the bedroom door (BB5)
Teasing John with the whole diet coke thing
Helen's diary room convo:
"Hello Big Brother I would just like to emmmphhhhasizze how much i apreeeshhiatee that I am an 'ounered person to be in the Big Brother House"
Emma and Michelle in the Diary Room.
Michelle: They will get their commupance
Emma: What does commupance mean?
Michelle: That they will be reprimanded for their actions.
Emma: What does reprimanded mean?
Michelle: That they'll be told off.
And LOADS more
"Hello Big Brother I would just like to emmmphhhhasizze how much i apreeeshhiatee that I am an 'ounered person to be in the Big Brother House"
Emma and Michelle in the Diary Room.
Michelle: They will get their commupance
Emma: What does commupance mean?
Michelle: That they will be reprimanded for their actions.
Emma: What does reprimanded mean?
Michelle: That they'll be told off.
And LOADS more
Originally Posted by ScottishWoody:
“All of the above are great
What about
BB: Hello Nadia
Nadia : Hiya
BB: How are you today
Nadia: Im very good thanks, its been a good day
BB: Thank you Nadia, you must not discuss this conversation with any of your fellow housemates”
“All of the above are great
What about
BB: Hello Nadia
Nadia : Hiya
BB: How are you today
Nadia: Im very good thanks, its been a good day
BB: Thank you Nadia, you must not discuss this conversation with any of your fellow housemates”
That is such a classic but it was the rest of it that made me laugh even more, when she was so confused and asked, "What conversation did we have?!" and when she started searching the Diary Room because she thought she was meant to of spotted something in there.
I loved the nadia moments- especially her fall- class
Bubble flying over the table
BB locking michelle in the diary room and only letting her out after she had tried the door loads of times
Jade falling when she was running by the pool
Brian running into the bedroom making only what can be described as a falling plane noise (was in his best bits and paul was in the room at the time).
Bubble flying over the table
BB locking michelle in the diary room and only letting her out after she had tried the door loads of times
Jade falling when she was running by the pool
Brian running into the bedroom making only what can be described as a falling plane noise (was in his best bits and paul was in the room at the time).
A new contender ... sustained comedy as WhiteWitch Mary arrives for the BB launch ... first, the sphincter-shrinking audition spiel ... then, she gets her cape caught in the car door ... then, she heads off in the wrong damn direction ... then, she clearly bottles it as the mob start jeering her stoopid cape & broomstick - that much practised "wide eyed" stare becomes wide eyed terror ... then, she can't ditch the cape & fumbles increasingly desperately as the paparazzi record her humiliation for posterity ... then, she climbs the stairs with her legs in involuntary spasm as the mob bay for her blood ... then, she stands for what seems hours outside the 'gold door' ... then, when she finally enters, everyone else has got the wrong end of the stick & is heading for the patio doors ... whoo-eee! man, I was hooting with laughter!! ... what a disastrous beginning to any stay in the Hice ... no wonder she wanted out pronto ...
Without a shadow of a doubt, the funniest thing was John and the Diet Coke.
After that, Michelle and Emma in the 'secret' room had quite a few classic moments. And the whole 'don't interrupt me when i'm having a crap' stuff.
After that, Michelle and Emma in the 'secret' room had quite a few classic moments. And the whole 'don't interrupt me when i'm having a crap' stuff.
Loving all of the ones mentioned so far! another one from BB4...prob the only one lol was STeph, after some party or other that they had at the end. she had to go to the loo to puke, but it was the way she tottered across the living room and the facial expression that was priceless.
*giggles some more*
*giggles some more*
Originally Posted by kidwoofwoof:
“A new contender ... sustained comedy as WhiteWitch Mary arrives for the BB launch ... first, the sphincter-shrinking audition spiel ... then, she gets her cape caught in the car door ... then, she heads off in the wrong damn direction ... then, she clearly bottles it as the mob start jeering her stoopid cape & broomstick - that much practised "wide eyed" stare becomes wide eyed terror ... then, she can't ditch the cape & fumbles increasingly desperately as the paparazzi record her humiliation for posterity ... then, she climbs the stairs with her legs in involuntary spasm as the mob bay for her blood ... then, she stands for what seems hours outside the 'gold door' ... then, when she finally enters, everyone else has got the wrong end of the stick & is heading for the patio doors ... whoo-eee! man, I was hooting with laughter!! ... what a disastrous beginning to any stay in the Hice ... no wonder she wanted out pronto ...”
“A new contender ... sustained comedy as WhiteWitch Mary arrives for the BB launch ... first, the sphincter-shrinking audition spiel ... then, she gets her cape caught in the car door ... then, she heads off in the wrong damn direction ... then, she clearly bottles it as the mob start jeering her stoopid cape & broomstick - that much practised "wide eyed" stare becomes wide eyed terror ... then, she can't ditch the cape & fumbles increasingly desperately as the paparazzi record her humiliation for posterity ... then, she climbs the stairs with her legs in involuntary spasm as the mob bay for her blood ... then, she stands for what seems hours outside the 'gold door' ... then, when she finally enters, everyone else has got the wrong end of the stick & is heading for the patio doors ... whoo-eee! man, I was hooting with laughter!! ... what a disastrous beginning to any stay in the Hice ... no wonder she wanted out pronto ...”
couldnt decide if funny or cringable as found myself hiding behind the sofa for most of the entrance- to roas of laughter from everyone else in the room.
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