Can anyone remember?

It was, "Look at the size of my hooter!".

I can't.. but it may aswell have been, 'cant be any worse than last year, its BB5!'

Something about 10 weeks of pain. I remember everyone was trying to work it out hours later because the sound was dodgy.

one house. 12 housemates, and a whole world of pain!

Ah yes, it was something about BB is feeling evil this year.

What do I win?

22.01: "One house, 12 housemates and a whole world of pain" With those words, Davina McCall opens Big Brother 5!