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I know one of the gnomes!!!
Yep. It is true.
A few weeks ago, I was at this garden centre and I started up this conversation with one of the gnomes there. He was very sweet and asked if he could text me. I said yes, but he never did as he couldn't really get his cement fingers to work so he got a mate to call me (a fellow gnome who had more flexible fingers) and he asked me out on a date. We went fishing for the day and he caught a big piece of haddock and I just watched him in the sun while listening to the sounds of the birds chirping and the bee's beeing. However, our romance fizzled out the day after as he suddenly became inexplicably hard to get hold of, and always had his answer phone on. Then, lo and behold..I look at the pics on the net today..and there he is! My gnome, Toppy, holding his fishing rod! It is even rumoured he may be the one who has the camera to spy on the HM's with!I am so glad....at least I know I wasn't dumped. And I look forward to resuming our friendship when he comes out of the BB house in August. *note to self..never post on launch nights when you just cannot keep up with all the posts, have had a glass of wine in the sun, go into warp speed trying to speed read, and post something very surreal and bizarre instead* |
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You're just showing off, but I am here to end your triumph as I, yes me, I had a year long relationship with the diary room chair (I'm a sofa btw
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Nurse ...The curtains please
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Originally Posted by Bohochick
Yep. It is true.
A few weeks ago, I was at this garden centre and I started up this conversation with one of the gnomes there. He was very sweet and asked if he could text me. I said yes, but he never did as he couldn't really get his cement fingers to work so he got a mate to call me (a fellow gnome who had more flexible fingers) and he asked me out on a date. We went fishing for the day and he caught a big piece of haddock and I just watched him in the sun while listening to the sounds of the birds chirping and the bee's beeing. However, our romance fizzled out the day after as he suddenly became inexplicably hard to get hold of, and always had his answer phone on. Then, lo and behold..I look at the pics on the net today..and there he is! My gnome, Toppy, holding his fishing rod! It is even rumoured he may be the one who has the camera to spy on the HM's with!I am so glad....at least I know I wasn't dumped. And I look forward to resuming our friendship when he comes out of the BB house in August. *note to self..never post on launch nights when you just cannot keep up with all the posts, have had a glass of wine in the sun, go into warp speed trying to speed read, and post something very surreal and bizarre instead* poor Boho are you sur it's just the one glass of wine yopu've had
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is the gnome called maths or french?
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lol RAH..yes I'm sure!
Well, alot of people were posting that they knew someone in the house and I felt left out!
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Originally Posted by MerlinUK
Nurse ...The curtains please
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Just trying to be humorous (and failing)
Okay....I'll get me coat!
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I think someones been out in the sun too long today !
Dr Merlin I pressume?
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No he just likes a little role play.
Dr Merlin I pressume? ![]() OHHHHHH Matron!!!
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Originally Posted by Bohochick
lol RAH..yes I'm sure!
Well, alot of people were posting that they knew someone in the house and I felt left out! ![]()
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Originally Posted by Bohochick
Just trying to be humorous (and failing)
Okay....I'll get me coat! ![]()
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Bloomin heck..the cheating little gnome!
Ttell him where he can stick his flowers and haddock! Oh well, my one claim to fame, gone in a flash. You just can't trust gnomes can you.
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Dr Merlin I pressume?