So what are your views on the house mates so far:

Anthony: He seems an alright bloke

Craig: He will probley be a laugh

Derek: I dont like hes voice, and he seems ok.

Kemal: No, i dont like him at all.

Lesley: She seems like a nice girl.

Makosi: Shame 13th, She looks funny tho.

Max: Yer i do like him.

Mary: What a freak.

Roberto: He looks ok, And he seem a nice person.

Sam: She seems like a nice person and will be up for a laugh

Saskia: She seems really nice.

Science: Dont no.

Vanessa: Love her, She is another Marco / Nadia i think.

How about you lot?

By the way, I liked the 13th House mate idea tho :P

It's only the first night, so obviously it feels kinda weird. However, I think they'll all be an entertaining bunch.

True, That all seem like a laughy bunch

I think a couple of grenades could do the world a big favour

Anthony: Indifferent so far.

Craig: Looks like he's gonna be a big stirrer

Derek: Father figure, mediator.

Kemal: LOVE HIM.

Lesley: Can't wait for her to start bitching, love her!

Makosi: Seems a little dim.

Max: Bubble-esque.

Mary: Scary!

Roberto: Seems likeable!

Sam: Seems likeable!

Saskia: Indifferent.

Science: Need to see more, could be promising

Vanessa: The female MARCO! Love her

Mary seems really weird and scary lol, She thinks she been taken off this planent 7 times ok :S

All rubbish!

I HATE them

I'll come back later when I've calmed down.

Lol, But then its only thee start, Remeber the saying "Never judge a book by its cover?"

I like derek, I like roberto

I liked Sam till she opened her gob

As for the rest.........

Science - winner

... don't know why, perhaps I should place a bet!

:O Harsh?

Vanessa is alrite and so is Max he seems like a really cool guy....

Craig - get him out

....but then I disliked Jade so much at the beginning and ended up liking her.

As he said you either love him or hate him. He is one spolit brat tho... He needs a few slaps

I can't say yet as I change my mind alot.

However, there is always one that I like the minute they turn up..and they always come second, without fail....this time it is Max..so I am putting my cash on him to come second!

I feel rather disappointed with them all.

ok Max, maybe, but bubble bubble bubble

Vanessa? You gotta be kidding me right? lol

I agree with you. Yer i think he will be in the final 4, Dont no why just have a feeling.

First impressions:

Derek - gay, black, posh and Tory. My God, he's the minority of minorities. Love him.

Lesley - gormless chavette. Good bet for the first topless shots

Sam - cute but probably loves herself more than anyone else (apart from Xtina Aguilera, it seems)

Maxwell - cocky London wide boy. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Vanessa - oh God, she's from Croydon. All mouth, no brains, then

Anthony - Northern wide boy. D*ckhead

Roberto - Italian stallion. Another one who prefers the mirror to the company of other human beings

Makosi - African princess. Seems to me like the only likeable one in there

Craig - Revolting gay stereotype

Mary - scary Mary. Jesus, she's really not mentally well, is she?

Science - Victor mk II. Could be good

Saskia - another one with big boobs and no brains. You know she's a brain donor because her ambition is to marry a footballer.

Kemal - Marco mk II. Loathesome, then


Well, what a fabulous bunch. I've got a big pile of firewood and a can of petrol. Anyone know the way to Elstree?

I actually feel better about this years bunch now, than I did this time last year.

Anyway....don't worry Heather....we all have worries the first night..in three weeks or so, someone will have grown on you.

No, she does seem a bit blonde but has black hair lol, But yer she seems like the girl when you meet at a party you will just be on the floor in stiches... lol

Derek; Tory Twit

Lesley: chavette

Sam: Seems nice

Saskia: seems nice

Craigislike him already

Anthony: so up himself, he can see tomorrow's breakfast

Roberto: His accent keeps slipping.......lol

Kemal: I like camp guys actually

Maxwell: obviously just dumped his burberrycap and trackies

Science; I am not into rap talk so he is going to drive me bananas

Vanessa- seems a bit dim,but I think she'll be a laugh

And the 13th hm (cant remember her name)- er well........

Mary- a bit scary.....

Derek - 8/10
Lesley - 7/10 (I love her accent)
Sam - 5/10
Maxwell - 7/10
Vanessa - 6/10
Anthony - 10/10 (looks great in a suit and seems pretty normal)
Roberto - 4/10
Makosi - 3/10
Craig - 0/10 (ugh!)
Mary - 0/10 (all that magic power and she can't even open a door)
Science - 0/10 (I miss Victor - and I hated Victor0
Saskia - 6/10
Kemal - 9/10 ("don't let me down bitch!)

I'll have completley different opinions by next Friday though!

Ohhh i love that... Scary mary im weting my self