The competitive look between Lesley and Saskia was quite astounding yesterday evening and it immediately make me think of another show....

Prisoner Cell Block H.

There was a long held belief that to be the top dog in the Prisoner you had to have the biggest breasts, hence Queen Bee and her sidekick Judy, on whoms chests you could set a dinner party for six.

Saskia and Lesley are obviously happy to flaunt, Sam has fake ones, Anthony is a t*t and being from Atlantis, Mary probably has gills in hers. But the most frightening thing is if boobs are going to determine the heirachy - it puts Craig near the top.

Indeed, Craig's are very perky - albeit spectacularly unattractive, like their owner.

Lesley's are pretty good and have aroused some interest - although after another couple of weeks it might be a case of 'oh for God's sake put them away!'

The winners by several miles are Saskia's... and becoming something of an obsession... Oh, mama!

Now "Celebrity Wrestling" has all but disappeared on ITV maybe C4 could organise "Non-Entittys Wrestling" between Saskia, Lesley and Makosi?

I’d buy that for a dollar.

If Lesley can't make a friend out of Saskia very soon, then they'll quickly become enemies, more from Lesley's jealousy than Saskia doing anything offensive. Lesley asked her if her breasts were real, & when she said yes, Lesley could clearly be heard saying to someone else "I don't believe it". Lesley also didn't like the fact that Sam, Saskia & Makosi seemed to get more attention than her, at least until she did a flash, & there was only minimal increase in attention after that. I think she's simply too in-your-face too soon for the rest of them.

That's exactly how I felt about last year's slapper...Michelle. I hate those porn star wannabes.