Sam's not bi ... not unless kissing A. N. Other slim, lithe, gaminesque girlie in order to taunt stoopid, drunken lads in some swish© nite club is bi ... she's a tease ... good for her ... nice body, presentable face, doubtless adequate in the sack ... yeah, why not enjoy it while you've got it? ... 10 years hence her arse'll spread, her boobs'll sag, her face will puff'n'line & the world will have had enough of her, especially her soul companion™ who'll be bored to tears with her, just as she'll be bored to tears with him ... what a shame they'll have a kid in tow to sour the party still further ...
In the meantime, rock on, Sam ... metrosexually polymorphous ... trying so hard to be perverse ... just as Sigmund intended ... ho hum ...