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Old 28-05-2005, 23:14
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Originally Posted by criticonabike
yes i do actually, i was joking. i appropriated a relevant chavvy style, and i quite enjoyed it.

i love your description; recumbent, ill-mannered, ignorant hose-beast. ha ha. yes she certainly comes across as a thorougly repulsive ungulate (hooved beast) somebody who detests anybody who dares to exhibit more style, more attractiveness and more pleasure in life than herself (everybody basically). lesley stands a good chance of becoming one of those brazen media wh0res who'll sell everything for a few tawdry front pages of the daily star.

heaven help us.
That's precisely what she went in there for......I don't think you're in any danger
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Old 28-05-2005, 23:17
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Shes way bigger than michelle, but you know what they say, the camera adds..5 stone
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Old 28-05-2005, 23:18
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OK ... BB has been running for 6 years ... every year a gaggle of fools, disappointed that life hasn't been as exciting as it promised to be when they were 7 years old, watching TOTP & dreaming of being a STAR, undertake voluntarily to put themselves under the microscope of 24/7 public scrutinyİ ... every year they queue for hours, put themselves through stoopid "audition" humiliations ... lie to friends & family about what they're planning to do ... so utterly absorbed are they in their opportunity to flicker on the goggle-box ... & they do all this in the full knowledge of what has befallen similiar dimwits who've done the same thing in previous years ...

... & then we're supposed not to notice that they're superficial, overweight, out of shape, dull, thoughtless, venal, malicious, transparently manoeuvering ... the list goes on ...

We're supposed to show ... what? ... RESTRAINT?! ... er, excuse me, but why? ... what restraint does Lesley or any of these other performing monkeys deserve? ...

Don't get me wrong ... hats off to those who manage it ... hats off to Dean & Anna who stayed sane & sweet ... hats off to Jade & Brian who made their wedge ... hats off even to Sandy & that abomination Sunita who had the sense to get out on more or less their own terms ... but for the crack-ups & the break-downs ... the muppets & the mortifications ... for Tim & Penny & Ahmad & Victor ... no mercy ...
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Old 28-05-2005, 23:19
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Originally Posted by kidwoofwoof
OK ... BB has been running for 6 years ... every year a gaggle of fools, disappointed that life hasn't been as exciting as it promised to be when they were 7 years old, watching TOTP & dreaming of being a STAR, undertake voluntarily to put themselves under the microscope of 24/7 public scrutinyİ ... every year they queue for hours, put themselves through stoopid "audition" humiliations ... lie to friends & family about what they're planning to do ... so utterly absorbed are they in their opportunity to flicker on the goggle-box ... & they do all this in the full knowledge of what has befallen similiar dimwits who've done the same thing in previous years ...

... & then we're supposed not to notice that they're superficial, overweight, out of shape, dull, thoughtless, venal, malicious, transparently manoeuvering ... the list goes on ...

We're supposed to show ... what? ... RESTRAINT?! ... er, excuse me, but why? ... what restraint does Lesley or any of these other performing monkeys deserve? ...

Don't get me wrong ... hats off to those who manage it ... hats off to Dean & Anna who stayed sane & sweet ... hats off to Jade & Brian who made their wedge ... hats off even to Sandy & that abomination Sunita who had the sense to get out on more or less their own terms ... but for the crack-ups & the break-downs ... the muppets & the mortifications ... for Tim & Penny & Ahmad & Victor ... no mercy ...
I dont think restraint and Leslie are on speaking terms
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Old 28-05-2005, 23:20
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grotbags................
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Old 28-05-2005, 23:24
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Originally Posted by kidwoofwoof
OK ... BB has been running for 6 years ... every year a gaggle of fools, disappointed that life hasn't been as exciting as it promised to be when they were 7 years old, watching TOTP & dreaming of being a STAR, undertake voluntarily to put themselves under the microscope of 24/7 public scrutinyİ ... every year they queue for hours, put themselves through stoopid "audition" humiliations ... lie to friends & family about what they're planning to do ... so utterly absorbed are they in their opportunity to flicker on the goggle-box ... & they do all this in the full knowledge of what has befallen similiar dimwits who've done the same thing in previous years ...

... & then we're supposed not to notice that they're superficial, overweight, out of shape, dull, thoughtless, venal, malicious, transparently manoeuvering ... the list goes on ...

We're supposed to show ... what? ... RESTRAINT?! ... er, excuse me, but why? ... what restraint does Lesley or any of these other performing monkeys deserve? ...

Don't get me wrong ... hats off to those who manage it ... hats off to Dean & Anna who stayed sane & sweet ... hats off to Jade & Brian who made their wedge ... hats off even to Sandy & that abomination Sunita who had the sense to get out on more or less their own terms ... but for the crack-ups & the break-downs ... the muppets & the mortifications ... for Tim & Penny & Ahmad & Victor ... no mercy ...
If there was a 'handclapping' smilie I would put several after your post.

Well said, sir...
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Old 28-05-2005, 23:25
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I don't know if anyone remembers the character Caroline Aherne used to do on 'THE FAST SHOW'. She used to pretend to be a teenager sitting in her bedroom talking rubbish about things such as Lisa Stansfield's song 'All Around The World' having really deep lyrics and the like.

Anyway, my point is - Lesley reminds me of this character whenever I hear her voice.
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Old 28-05-2005, 23:38
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having big tits dosent mean shes fat

i wondent say no to ****ing her up the arse
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Old 28-05-2005, 23:42
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Originally Posted by cristiano7
having big tits dosent mean shes fat
No its the excess of quivering blubber that makes her fat.

Originally Posted by cristiano7
i wondent say no to ****ing her up the arse
Ahhh, the erudite debate of the Leslie fan
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Old 29-05-2005, 00:03
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Originally Posted by cristiano7
having big tits dosent mean shes fat

i wondent say no to ****ing her up the arse
Reach for a bag of spuds... it'll have the same affect.
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Old 29-05-2005, 02:22
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chicken fillet chested chavver??
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Old 29-05-2005, 02:24
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Originally Posted by DillholeMcGinty
Shes way bigger than michelle, but you know what they say, the camera adds..5 stone
and that's to each ONE
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Old 29-05-2005, 02:26
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Originally Posted by DillholeMcGinty
Shes way bigger than michelle, but you know what they say, the camera adds..5 stone
The camera adds 10 lbs - but remember there are LOTS of cameras on her.

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Old 29-05-2005, 03:00
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Originally Posted by rachelb65
Yes I would say shes bigger than shes saying now but looking at those face party pics she does look a bit slimmer than in the house.
Maybe she did her own airbrushing?
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Old 29-05-2005, 03:01
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Originally Posted by DillholeMcGinty
Shes way bigger than michelle, but you know what they say, the camera adds..5 stone
PMSL
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Old 29-05-2005, 03:02
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Originally Posted by cristiano7
having big tits dosent mean shes fat

i wondent say no to ****ing her up the arse
You silver tongued charmer you
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Old 29-05-2005, 03:02
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I think a very whacky name for Lesley would be sweet, trim, demure young lady.

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Old 29-05-2005, 03:03
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Originally Posted by HeatherD
Reach for a bag of spuds... it'll have the same affect.
How would you know?

Only us experts would know what it's like with a bag of spuds!
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Old 29-05-2005, 07:15
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Not certain if this has already been posted on DS but I've just come across this pic at Getty Images.

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/sou...52990552&cdi=0

Strong constitution essential!
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Old 29-05-2005, 08:19
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My constitution isn't strong enough... mental note: must get satsumas.
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Old 29-05-2005, 11:38
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Originally Posted by TROD
watch it. We have some very attractive girls up here

TROD.

No we don't your lying unfortunately
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Old 29-05-2005, 11:44
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Originally Posted by EddyBee
Not certain if this has already been posted on DS but I've just come across this pic at Getty Images.

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/sou...52990552&cdi=0

Strong constitution essential!
Eugh!!!!!! Stronger warning next time...beware girls, you may become jealous!!!!!!!
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Old 29-05-2005, 11:55
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Old 29-05-2005, 12:08
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Originally Posted by kidwoofwoof
OK ... BB has been running for 6 years ... every year a gaggle of fools, disappointed that life hasn't been as exciting as it promised to be when they were 7 years old, watching TOTP & dreaming of being a STAR, undertake voluntarily to put themselves under the microscope of 24/7 public scrutinyİ ... every year they queue for hours, put themselves through stoopid "audition" humiliations ... lie to friends & family about what they're planning to do ... so utterly absorbed are they in their opportunity to flicker on the goggle-box ... & they do all this in the full knowledge of what has befallen similiar dimwits who've done the same thing in previous years ...

... & then we're supposed not to notice that they're superficial, overweight, out of shape, dull, thoughtless, venal, malicious, transparently manoeuvering ... the list goes on ...

We're supposed to show ... what? ... RESTRAINT?! ... er, excuse me, but why? ... what restraint does Lesley or any of these other performing monkeys deserve? ...

Don't get me wrong ... hats off to those who manage it ... hats off to Dean & Anna who stayed sane & sweet ... hats off to Jade & Brian who made their wedge ... hats off even to Sandy & that abomination Sunita who had the sense to get out on more or less their own terms ... but for the crack-ups & the break-downs ... the muppets & the mortifications ... for Tim & Penny & Ahmad & Victor ... no mercy ...

well bloomin' said. post of the week so far.
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Old 29-05-2005, 12:12
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The udders from Hudders?
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