Looking at this little gimp, I get the impression that if you stuck him in some funny coloured dungarees he would pass for an Oompah Loompah? Can't be just me, surely.

LOL. I think he might grow on me, despite all that. At the moment, he has one big advantage - he isn't MAXWELL

well there was an Oompah Loompah in the auditions, maybe it was him?!?!

Nah, saskia (sp?) is the oompah loompah in that daft orange dress!