best accent: Max
best foreign accent: Roberrrrrto (he's the only one eligible)
best shape: Roberrrrto
best tan: swastika
best hair: Derek (he's got none)
best chance of winning: Roberto
best chance of a shag:sam and swastika
best chance of a straight-straight shag: swastika and roberto
best chance of being hated:MAry and science neck n' neck
best damn Arsenal fan: max

keep adding best... if you want to

best smile ~ makosi
best baseball cap ~ science
best cheeks ~ makosi
best apron ~ roberto
best facial hair ~ ant
best dressed ~ makosi
best politician ~ derek
best stirrer ~ makosi

best man breasts - craig (obviously)
best hairdo - makosi (lovin that afro!)

best boobs: sam's
best smile: sam's
best sam: sam's
best laugh: sam's
best butt: sam's

P.S. above choices are strictly up to the poster, any disagreements ,misunderstanding...etc should be kept to the person's self.

best witch - mary

Best lady with big black afro hair: Makosi