Ok, technically he's not fat, at all. But his face looks kinda chubby and it sort of fools you into thinking he's fat and then you see his body and he seems kinda thin. It's confusing. He's got very thin hands as well. And then you see his face again and you start to think he's chubby again. It's just very confusing. It's like an optical illusion or something.

Please tell me someone else has noticed this?

I noticed early on that he had little girly hands.

he's transforming from thin to fat as he moves out of his youth, by the time the show ends he will probably remind you of Arthur Mullard.

Bernard Manning more like.

wasnt bubble a bit of a scrawny chicken legged, but fat gut type too ?

Maybe its the diamond geezer diet

'Tis just a beer belly!

ZP

Bubble was a fully paid up member of the pie munching club.

Size does not matter...he could have the belly of pavarotti and the face of billy mitchell but he would still be the favourite to win...the viewers can relate to him as he is charming...witty and working class...he appeals to all social groups...

I know, okay body, but chubby cheeks and face.

Charming and witty? When was that then?

Does it actually matter?

Hmm, let's think...."Why doesn't she go back to her own country?"...that wasn't too charming or witty. BNP more like.

ZP

Chillow...flick on e4 live and youll see the master at work...hes hilarious...

what's with the hair though? its a Shirley Ghostman cut.


is that the new style darn sarf?

Exactly - I relate him to a monkey in the tree..

Yus my dear.

it hasn't reached my part of the south yet ? i think it is just hooligan chic.

Max has a hairstyle that a lot of guys have at the moment...it is the same one john terry has so it shows max has a keen eye for fashion...his whole dress sense gives the impression of a man who knows how to impress...he will definitely go down well with all the female viewers at home...

delusion
n.
1. A false belief or opinion: labored under the delusion that success was at hand.
2. Psychiatry. A false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness: delusions of persecution.

Are you his publicist or something?

He reminds me of Higgens, snooker player

Phew ... this is getting really unhealthy ... what's wrong, Mr Blonde, life got too empty for ya? ... wanting to live it vicariously through a bogus cockerneeeeeeeeee ... bad choice ... the dick's a dork ...

Alex?




...or do you mean John?

Maxwell is vile. He's like a walking stereotype of everything thats bad with English people. The lilywhite complexion, the podgy shapeless face and lack of any strong features, that horrible Basildon accent. Yuck.

There's a fat git just waiting to burst out any second.

He's got that skinny-fat look of boozy young blokes that have never exercised in their life. In clothes he can pretty much carry it off but nekkid - ewwww!