My goodness....in all my time on the internet..I have never seen a sentence like this...it's like something a poet might write!

You can imagine some great wordsmith (I won't mention names for fear of offending any fans with connecting it with this)....

Her acid vagina
has ruined three vibrators
I don't think so
Her promises of everything
haven't been.

So pathos!

So why did nobody laugh when I originally posted the self same thing a couple of days ago.......and I threw in a sandpaper f*nny for good measure?

She reminds me of Victoria Beckham when she was in the Spice Girls - she even has the same pout. Sam seems totally out of her depth in the BB house.

...it must be the way I tell 'em.

fair play, i guess it is bad form to just be rude straightaway, but i'd just signed up and the first post i read was this one (i willl endeavour to provide posts with the same level of insight as the OP's in future)

In order to avoid 'squandering' my 3rd post i'll say that Sam seems like an unlikely target for so much vitriol when compared to some other housemates she seems fairly harmless

"Her acid vagina (guessing its something like Alien?) has ruined THREE vibrators...i don' t tink so, her promises of everything haven't been and will not be forfilled and this is why she must go!"

altho it may have got her into the house i don't think she did herself any favours by claiming to be such a maneater, if she lives up to it she's going to alienate a lot of people (both in the house and watching on TV), if she doesn't she's going to have people like the OP saying she should be thrown out for not 'fulfilling her promises'

Oxford Poly.

Why does everyone think she's smart?? She went to Oxford Polytechnic not Oxford University.

lol Polytechnic aint the same as Oxford Uni, so to be honest, she's not as clever as she makes out to be....

Too right - Oxford Brookes University, as Davina rather amusingly emphasised when she was on her way into the house. (made me laugh anyway!).

Gawd just get her out now- shes not the slightest bit entertaining...I'd rather watch the crazy frog than here...OMG.......SHE LOOKS LIKE IT!!!!!!...minus the penis?

Shes a gorgeous girl imo. Not my favourite hm(thats Mary) but there are far worse than Sam in the house.

YAY! another Mary fan!!! She's definitely my favourite housemate...Happy Birthday to her!!!