can he do more than a plant? i'm not so sure.....

Haha, i laughed-mao when i saw this thread title :P

Beat me to it!!

He can do "the Cossack". Not many plants can do that.

That was the line of the series

"I'm more developed than a plant"

he can do that silly dance

remember taht his actual occupation is a 70s dancer!

judging by his performance so far i'd say that plants have the evolutionary lead

He can do anything to me with his cactus..

He can't photosynthesise

Anthony- I'm more developed than a plant

I laughed so hard when he said that.

I was hoping for a serious debate, here :P

Seriously, he might be able to do more than a plant but I'd much prefer to watch a lovely bonzai tree for 10 (or how ever many) weeks than him...70s dancer...for a LIVING. How? Maybe he has a time machine...

Obviously jobs are tough to come by up north

You're telling me. I wish I was a 70s dancer, trully.

He has one talent - being the HM to get the quickest negative response from the audience, we'd only known him for about a minute before they all started booing. Surely a record?

Some of them seem to have "pretend" jobs. Kemal only does his "part time" doesnt he? I think that means about once a year.

I thought of a thing Anthony can do that a plant can't! A plant can't go "Woooooooooooo" 75 times per minute. I believe this makes an even stronger case for plants, mind.

He could just outdo a weed but a full grown Swiss Cheese???...I'm not so sure.....

I don't think a Swiss Cheese is a plant.

Yes it is - http://www.spacerad.com/rabbit/swisscheeseplant.jpg

He can plant himself in my bed anytime he wants

Who would win in a fight? Anthony or a venus fly trap with a penchant for Geordies that occasionally dance in a retro way for money?

And I bet he makes your wood grow too

Do you want him to deflower you then? Oh is he WAY too late?

I was thinking there might be! I bet there's an "elephant plant" so I won't be able to say "an elephant isn't a plant".

http://www.rareflora.com/portulacariaafra.htm


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