Spooky...just written this...I think Lesley is smarter than we think and knows how the internet fanbase works.
Mary
I spent my early teenage years in the company of people like Mary, reading tealeaves, sipping nettle tea, cheap cider and listening to the Sisters of Mercy while blessing crystals. Fortunately, I grew out of that phase at around 14. I bet Mary puts a curse on me now, put the magic wand away, woman! *shivver*.
Lesley
How did Sue from the film Rita, Sue and Bob, too get into the house? She’s like Karen from Corrie but with big baps. I like her…but I’m not quite sure why.
Max
Has Kate Lawler had a sex change?
I think Lesley knows DS well