if you could have an ideal alarm - yes the idea is a bit odd - but for the housemates what would be your ideal alarm?

and none of this frog mania business

Marco's voice. Saying 'hello Big Brother'. Over and over again.

lmao or 'yerr jackie'

That godawful seal imitation from last year....

the sounds of them arguing

their bitchy comments

The Crazy Frog shit