Max apparently did a dry run of BB5 and The Farm, both Endemol produced shows.

Oh and Derek is friends with some woman called Camilla Had to laugh at the edited picture of them at the top, for a moment I thought he had attended the wedding

Edit - better warn you all Lesley has her boobs out again in one of the pics

The Sun

Dry run? :S

Endemol obviously think very highly of him to have done dry runs of a few of their shows.

Does this mean he will be the "chosen one" someone always brings up every year?

I expect so. May be worth putting a bet on him.

So much for fair audition processes. It would seem that various housemates have been pre-selected. Kind of spoils the premis of the show dosent it?

He must be quite the professional at these type of shows. Look out for the blossoming romance to happen any day now.

Wasn't it him that said he fancied Sam? If it is, then it will happen very soon, as she is stuck to those guys like glue.

Not to worry ... Maxwell "impresses" in the same way as any loudmouth gobshite does at any social gathering ... that is, he briefly holds sway because he's full of ready-cooked oneliners & 'witty' comments that he's prepared earlier ... & is thick-skinned enough to spew them forth whatever ... but once he's run through his repetoire & once he's run out of steam, he'll come out like a cracked record ... "off tha hook!", "fack orf!", "getcha haircut!" ... quality stuff & we're only in day 3 ...

As for being "boss" of the Hice ... Maxwell has had two run-ins with Makosi & come out worse in both of them ... I'd guess that his normal patter is more overtly racist/homophobic/sexist/belligerent than is fit for BB & he knows it ... he's reining himself in & that makes him even more impotent than he'd be anyway ... he's the type of 'lad' who, away from his mates, finds life a lot less easy to bully into submission ...

Watching him try to build bridges with Makosi was nauseating ... totally calculating & insincere ... "oh yeah, we're the same really" ... uh, no ... Makosi is a class act who knows how to diva her way to dominance ... Maxwell's a plum ...

LOL.

I chose to look at this thread only because you'd posted in it Woofy. I knew you'd have something scathing to say about Maxwell House. And so eloquently done.

Hehe, I love it.

Yeah ... gotta plead guilty, Ms T ... can't stand the fella ... I'm just hoping that, under pressure, he cracks, says something REALLY stoopid & incendiary ... the scales fall from the eyes of his apologists ... the country rises up in arms ... the media get in on the act ... Blair panics ... a new law is passed, legalising the eradication of all diamond geezers™ ... & we can stone him to death on his emergence ...

Isn't there already a law against porky-faced men who turn the collars up on their Fred Perrys? ... gawd ...

ah that didnt take long did it....news headline "Is Max a mole"

Well he sure is something but mole wouldnt have been my first choice