I have a genuine fear for one of the Big Brother Stars - namely the rat who I have decided to call Harry!
So far he has proved far more interesting than any of the "13"
My fear is that Wankwell - sorry Maxwell - could include him in the next Spag Boll he decides to make if food rations run low.
Worse still Science could bore him to death with tales of the Ghetto and his views on life. Since when has Leeds had a Ghetto anyway?
If Saskia mentions her heart operations again Harry might top himself anyway!
God knows what Mad Mary might do if she catches him (hubble bubble toil and trouble and so on)
I say FREE THE BIG BROTHER ONE! Harry I am rooting for you! Get out mate while you still can. Oh..and if you see any blue pellets in a white plastic tray behind the third bush by the pool - dont eat them. It's a trap!
So far he has proved far more interesting than any of the "13"
My fear is that Wankwell - sorry Maxwell - could include him in the next Spag Boll he decides to make if food rations run low.
Worse still Science could bore him to death with tales of the Ghetto and his views on life. Since when has Leeds had a Ghetto anyway?
If Saskia mentions her heart operations again Harry might top himself anyway!
God knows what Mad Mary might do if she catches him (hubble bubble toil and trouble and so on)
I say FREE THE BIG BROTHER ONE! Harry I am rooting for you! Get out mate while you still can. Oh..and if you see any blue pellets in a white plastic tray behind the third bush by the pool - dont eat them. It's a trap!