Anthony - Pretty-boy, relies on looks to get votes. Main reason to come on the she was to get girls saying 'Awww, his soo gorgeous!"

Craig - Duno about you guys, but this guy pisses me off something rotten! his over the top and over-dramatic.

Derek - Nice guy can be abit too authoritive, he should just let thing go. (Makes it better viewing pleasure too =oP)

Kemal - His a bloke.. isn't he? I think he acts abit TOO much like a women, but thats just him innit?

Lesley - Dear lord, this girl loves herself. She thinks shes gods gift at singing and the best looking in the house? Hellooooo, has anyone seen Saskia lately ;o)

Makosi - She's my favourite, but the only problem with her is that she KNOWS the camera's are there, which I guess is abit hard not to know. She does act quite alot (I know its her task, but she's constantly acting)

Mary - Another of my favourites, although I think the bit at the begining where she said 'I think i've made a mistake' was something to make us feel sorry for her.

Max - Don't wana offend anyone here, but he is a typical 'Chav'. Ye he can be funny, but then again can be irritating.

Roberto - Probably the nicest guy in the house, he was my favourite, but he is becoming increasingly anoying with his stupid jokes.

Sam - Nothing in her head what-so-ever, maybe its just early days, but she seems empty with no personality. She just giggles all the time, which can get really anoying.

Saskia - Very good looking although she has kept abit quiet lately, so I duno what shes playing at.

Science - Funny guy but I think his abit of a faker, as in he isn't a proper rudey. If you put him in the middle of brixton, he would crap himself!

Vanessa - Quiet girl, can't really fault her, although she does enjoy going to the loft thingy quite alot and talks about other housemates behind there backs.

These are all my NEGATIVE views on the housemates, obviously some of the people are really nice. But I guess its just fun to talk negative about them =oP

Post your thoughts...

Anthony - The first time the words "Pretty" and "Vacant" have sprung to my mind since the Sex Pistols disbanded.

Craig - His manbreasts are slightly disturbing. All mouth and no troosers.

Derek - He enjoys maiming small animals in the name of "sport" so deserves contempt.

Kemal - Britains very own Dana International is surprisingly entertaining, in a masochistic kind of way.

Lesley - Walking, talking breasts. And that's about all.

Makosi - Showed promise but was denied through BB's silly "mission" and lost ground with the quote of the week to Roberto, i.e. "Don't PATRIFY me." Dear God.

Mary - Harry Potters satanic sister is beginning to grate with her "deep" observations and self importance. Her fixed stare also reminds me of the time I saw a frog impaled on a stick via his "tradesmans". Ugh.

Max - Luvverly jubberly, cor blimey, apples and pears, and I was at Violets funeral. A walking caricature. Has too many chips on his shoulders.

Roberto - The runt of the litter, always laughed at but never with.

Sam - Eye candy no doubt, but immature, selfish and "girl most likely to".

Saskia - Talented apparently. Someone let me know when this becomes apparent.

Science - Well, in this years present social climate it was inevitable they would introduce a Chav to the BB house. Insists on saying "Innit" after each sentence, innit. Thinks he's in LA, when in fact he's more "Milton Keynes".

Vanessa - Looks like 70s cartoon legend "Droopy".

Can I go now?

Nice 1..

revolver44 you have just brightened up my otherwise boring luanchbreak.

Thank for that.

Anthony - Funny guy but too much of a pretty boy... 7/10

Craig - I would really like him to stay in... good asset for the house being a hairdresser and seems genuinely nice... 9/10

Derek - Love him! Think he's funny and the dad of the house making sure everythings going smoothly(ish!). But think theres a fake side to hime. Love his voice! 9/10

Kemal - Ummm... still not sure what to make of him. Seemed well funny in audition tape, but since he's entered the house.. well... favourite to win - HOW?! 4/10

Lesley - Couldn't stand her when first went in. Seemed like she loved herself in nurses outfit wanting to get attention. She said girls are jealous of her cos of her looks! I am warming to her now tho... she seems more genuine than when she went in 7/10

Makosi - Not sure. Liked her when she was doing her task.. but she thinks shes a princess!! 3/10

Mary - Would like her to stay in as well!! Place will be a more interesting place with her cos she doesn't seem to care about things as much. More laid back. Not sure if I believe she's a witch tho ... 7/10

Max - Thought I would really like him from audition tape as proper lad, but seems to argue at everyting. Chill out boy! 7/10

Roberto - Didn't think I'd like him at first, seemed arrogent, but I've warmed to him. Seems funny and has a kind heart. 8/10

Sam - Thought I would like her from audition tape. Up her own ar*e tho! "Girls are jealous of my looks"... WHAT?! Is of no value to the house, doesn't talk but swils around like she owns the place giggling. 1/10

Saskia - I like this girl. She doesn't use her assets to get attention... wants to get on with people. Seems genuine. 8/10

Science - I like what I'm seeing at the mo, he speaks his mind etc. Think we will see another side to him soon, I don't think what we see is him. 7/10

Venessa - Really like her. Liked the way she didn't want to sing yesterday just cos everyone else was. Strange as on her audition tape I thought "She sounds very much like she's trying to be another Marco"... and then we find out they might be mates... 7/10

My first post... so Hello people!!

Excellent first post

Anthony: confused at anything, and I mean anything, laughs cos he thinks it MIGHT be the right thing to do, anything that involves an actiual thought process is beyonf his limited brains capacity, redefines the word thick.

Craig: is supposed to be bitching about everyone and anything, well we're ready, you can start when you want too, soon please..... Look we only have 11 weeks sometime this century would be nice.

Derek: PC nightmare, right ethnicity, right sexuality, wrong politics and likes bloodsports. ha ha serves em right.

Kemal: he thinks being called a drama queen is a compliment, nuff said.

Leslay: Where did they find that poor deluded soul, she thinks she's gorgeous, she thinks she is the best looking girl in the house well sorry the diary room door is more attractive than her (not sure which way it swings......... swings geddit) and FFS what is the obsession with breast size, all she could ask Saskia about when they first met is 'are they real' and at every opportunity she mentions that Saskia's breasts cannot be real. WHY? Please stoppit. But I will concede the only thing to compare with Leslie's breasts is her stomach. PUT IT AWAY woman.

Makosi: oh dear, she wants to be..... quite what I have no idea she just wants to be, probably famous probably popular, but even she has to realise that to be popular you have to be able to gain popularity, so far that has been beyond her capabilities.

Mary: Those eyes are very disturbing and the way she shuns everything and everybody is rather disturbing, but then she comes up with wanting to leave 30 minutes after entering the house. Well hard cheese love. and if she's from Atlantis, could she get in touch I know some treasure hunters that would be very interested in her homeland and why couldn't the aliens have kept her.

Maxwell: Where's his pearly suit,gor blimey love a dove where'e me jellied eels. bit of a hint to Max 'You are NOT David Jason' he has talent you do not.

Roberto: He is a disgrace to both Italy and Liverpool, he should be running that house but he isn't.

Sam: Oh purleese woman put it away.

Saskia: The only thing to be said for her is she hasn't got a blond Essex facelift.

Vanessa: Who???