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Old 03-06-2005, 09:01
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How gross was mary last night on the C4 show... sleeping near the radiator all day and laying in her own sweat... i bet she stank as bad as she looked.
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:06
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Maybe she was fermenting a poultice under one of her pasty tits and needed to generate some heat to achieve criticality betwixt eye of newt and leg of toad.

Either that or she’s a moody mare.
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:11
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LOL good one
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:11
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"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
(Macbeth)
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:15
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Hang on a mo', shouldn't all you lot quoting the 'Scottish Play' stand on your heads and spit into a bucket or sommat to keep the bad luck away.

H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:21
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She looked like she was auditioning for House Of Wax ... in an advanced state of decomposition ... "I'm me-e-elting!" ... what's that woman going to do if she ever faces a REAL crisis in her life ... as opposed to being told she's not that popular by a bunch of more or less complete strangers ... who she claims not to like anyway? ... ah me ...
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:21
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Originally Posted by Hamlet77
Hang on a mo', shouldn't all you lot quoting the 'Scottish Play' stand on your heads and spit into a bucket or sommat to keep the bad luck away.

H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.
You mean that thing they do on Blackadder won't work?

"Hot potato, orchestra stalls, but we'll make amends" *pinch nose*....

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Old 03-06-2005, 09:24
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Originally Posted by Hamlet77
Hang on a mo', shouldn't all you lot quoting the 'Scottish Play' stand on your heads and spit into a bucket or sommat to keep the bad luck away.

H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.
You'll be allright Hamlet - you're in Denmark aren't you - in your prince's castle!!!!
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:42
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Originally Posted by Straker
Maybe she was fermenting a poultice under one of her pasty tits and needed to generate some heat to achieve criticality betwixt eye of newt and leg of toad.

Either that or she’s a moody mare.

LOL, that was funny
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:44
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Not exactly worth a new thread was it?
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Old 03-06-2005, 10:32
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Why do we have such a facination with bodily functions!? Lol!
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:28
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I thought a 'Sweaty Mary' meant something else!
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Old 03-06-2005, 13:05
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Originally Posted by jstyles
I thought a 'Sweaty Mary' meant something else!

LMAO...that's what I thought!
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Old 03-06-2005, 13:19
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Originally Posted by Random Poster
How gross was mary last night on the C4 show... sleeping near the radiator all day and laying in her own sweat... i bet she stank as bad as she looked.
Another reason to keep her in! Let her pollute the house.. MAUAHAHA!
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