How gross was mary last night on the C4 show... sleeping near the radiator all day and laying in her own sweat... i bet she stank as bad as she looked.
Sweaty Mary
Maybe she was fermenting a poultice under one of her pasty tits and needed to generate some heat to achieve criticality betwixt eye of newt and leg of toad.
Either that or she’s a moody mare.
Either that or she’s a moody mare.
"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
(Macbeth)
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
(Macbeth)
Hang on a mo', shouldn't all you lot quoting the 'Scottish Play' stand on your heads and spit into a bucket or sommat to keep the bad luck away.
H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.
H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.
She looked like she was auditioning for House Of Wax ... in an advanced state of decomposition ... "I'm me-e-elting!" ... what's that woman going to do if she ever faces a REAL crisis in her life ... as opposed to being told she's not that popular by a bunch of more or less complete strangers ... who she claims not to like anyway? ... ah me ...
Originally Posted by Hamlet77:
“Hang on a mo', shouldn't all you lot quoting the 'Scottish Play' stand on your heads and spit into a bucket or sommat to keep the bad luck away.
H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.”
“Hang on a mo', shouldn't all you lot quoting the 'Scottish Play' stand on your heads and spit into a bucket or sommat to keep the bad luck away.
H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.”
You mean that thing they do on Blackadder won't work?
"Hot potato, orchestra stalls, but we'll make amends" *pinch nose*....
DP
Originally Posted by Hamlet77:
“Hang on a mo', shouldn't all you lot quoting the 'Scottish Play' stand on your heads and spit into a bucket or sommat to keep the bad luck away.
H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.”
“Hang on a mo', shouldn't all you lot quoting the 'Scottish Play' stand on your heads and spit into a bucket or sommat to keep the bad luck away.
H77 doesn't want FMs coming running to him when they break their legs.”
You'll be allright Hamlet - you're in Denmark aren't you - in your prince's castle!!!!
Originally Posted by Straker:
“Maybe she was fermenting a poultice under one of her pasty tits and needed to generate some heat to achieve criticality betwixt eye of newt and leg of toad.
Either that or she’s a moody mare.”
“Maybe she was fermenting a poultice under one of her pasty tits and needed to generate some heat to achieve criticality betwixt eye of newt and leg of toad.
Either that or she’s a moody mare.”
LOL, that was funny
