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Craig is used to rejection
JaXi
03-06-2005
Here is an article from the June issue of ‘Gay As A Box of Frogs’:

Quote:
“When Craig was born his mum threw him in the bin and bought a puppy. He was brought up by vermin at the local tip, and lived on spud peelings and the contents of disposable diapers.

He learned his trade after being sold to hairdressing magnet, Max Bummer, as a gimp by the local social services, following his discovery on the tip by a rat-catcher in 2001.

Craig is expected to be the first out of the BB house. An Endomol spokesman said: “We have set up a rotten fruit detector at the audience entrance and will employ more security in case the crowd try to storm the stage to lynch Craig. A community group from Craig’s home town, Sheringham in Norfolk, has been in contact with us and said they do not want Craig back. They told us to “throw him down a well”.”

JTW
03-06-2005
I guess you must be expecting everyone to find this hysterically funny?
theadz01
03-06-2005
IS that supposed to be funny!?
JaXi
03-06-2005
Originally Posted by JTW:
“I guess you must be expecting everyone to find this hysterically funny? ”

Its formulaic not funny – did it annoy you. Has it ruffled your mullet?
NoelRock
03-06-2005
Boo - I hate Craig but - that sucks.
JTW
03-06-2005
Originally Posted by JaXi:
“Its formulaic not funny – did it annoy you. Has it ruffled your mullet?”

I think your post about Craig is offensive and your remarks to me are also offensive. Please don't even think about replying to this post with another offensive remark or I'll be pressing the alert button and then maybe you'll be annoyed.
JaXi
03-06-2005
JTW said:

Quote:
“Please don't even think about replying to this post with another offensive remark or I'll be pressing the alert button and then maybe you'll be annoyed”

I bet you have a really big arse!

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Craig’s audition tape was vile!

He “likes to see people unhappy!”

He wants to destroy people and rants like a nazi about families on council estates.

BB is about social engineering and voter manipulation. However, it is only concerned with the winner (the winner chosen by Endomol). Craig was put in as filler with no hope of winning, and was allowed to set himself up as a vicious creep.

Even though it is obvious from the live feeds his audition tape does not reflect his true views or feelings –he will be identified with it always. He will be just another bit collateral damage in the history of BB and I, like millions of other, do not care.

Along with most of the rest of the mob at this modern-day Roman games I want to see the ‘thumb down’ for this guy (literally - ‘you know what I mean’).
titanflux
03-06-2005
[quote=JaXi]JTW said:



I bet you have a really big arse!

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LOL Now that was funny!
I agree with you that he was vile in his audition tape
DeathlessHorsie
03-06-2005
It is moderatley amusing for the slower forum members....
titanflux
03-06-2005
Read the thread then buy a sense of humour on ebay!
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