Hi,
I was wondering if anyone else thought that his photo for his column looks nothing like him, or is it just me?

I thought the same.

It's because he's wearing a hat

After reading his column, my only impression was "what a tit."

He looks so odd, quite strange. Not the marco squeeler I am used to!

Yeah, where are the seal noises?

Why hasn't he posted on here since his 1st column (which looks like it was cut and pasted from Legal Studies 101)?