Havent seen much said against the empty headed ,bad haired trollop that is Vanessa... and thats being polite!

Or have i just not been looking!?

She has to be the most annoying housemate on there.
She is always in the vicinity of an argument..with that silly grin she cant seem to remove...arrrggghh!

On her audition tape I thought the same and on the first night it confirmed my first impressions that she is an annoying arse.

good! I am not alone! lol

Some people 'grin' like that when people are argueing because they are embarrassed.

She seems like a 'nice' girl who isn't used to all that shouting and voicing of opinions and so doesn't quite know what to do let alone what to say.

What's there to like......... Mind you what's there to dislike....... I fear she will stay a long time in the house.

it's impossble to detest someone so boringly dull. It just doesn't register.

If she's up against Sam next week, I wonder how she'd fare? Who will vote for her to stay in or to go out? People feel strongly about Sam but Vanessa is just invisible.

If you saw her audition tape Chocolatekisses, you will know she is used to it and just loves it when people row..she said she was a bitch..and very two faced etc... she looks like she enjoys it when there is conflict..as long as shes not in the firing line of course, especially when science and kemal were rowing last week, she was loving it! If she felt uncomfortable,she would have just left the room.

I did see her tape and I saw her face when Science and Kemal were rowing.

I don't believe her that she's a 'bitch'. She may be able to bitch with her mates in the comfort zone of her own world but in that house she comes across as something different.

Perhaps my use of the word 'embarrassed' needs some explaining. What I mean is - sometimes when people 'grin' like that when people are rowing it's because they have thoughts in their own head which causes them to be embarrassed. Perhaps those thoughts were that she agreed with what one of them were saying or perhaps she just saw the funny side of them rowing. I know I did.

I don't really have a strong opinion on Vanessa (or any of them for that matter - yet) but from what i've seen so far she doesn't have what it takes to out wit any of the other HM's. Like some others in there, she seems out of her depth. Whether that's because she is indeed 'nice' inside remains to be seen.

I dont think shes that annoying but hopefully she will be out around week 3-4 because i think thats as long as i can stand her for.

Nice girl boring housemate

You've answered your own question.

It's always the ones that get themselves noticed for the wrong reasons that get voted off first.

And who's got herself the most noticed on here? Slutty Sam.

Not that I like Vanessa but like someone else said, she doesn't register. People can stay in there for weeks because you don't notice them.

Best gameplan ever!

But shes sooooooooooo annoying though! (Vanessa)

Mind you, sam is too.

I like saskia best out of the girls.

va.nes.sa?? who is that? :/

Another one who lied on her audition tape.
If she dosn't liven up soon BB will have to go in the house to make sure she is still alive.

Complete waste of space, think of all the other people who could have taken her place!

i reckon max or vanessa will win

Well Max will get the "lad" vote. Who will vote for Vanessa?

I think she's sly and vindictive ... she laps up and contributes to the venom that Craig and Lesley spout. I think she does enjoy the turmoil.

She is the only HM that has, IMNSHO, contributed nothing: she has neither irritated nor amused, she has become a social zero. She should simply be removed and replaced by one of the many more worthy applicants. She's a waste of social space, a nullity and is not worthy of participating in the normal nomination, voting and eviction process. Remove her with the waste.

Vanessa will get the "mute" vote.
unlucky for her there arn't many mutes.

van has a great disposition. she is easy-going but cant be messed around.

the HMs wont nom her anymore cos they like her, and by week 7 etc we will like her too (i already do) and the others will deteriorate.

maybe Roberto will get the elder lady vote tho, and beat the 2 of them.

Notice how all the chavscum, such as Lesley, Craig,Vanessa have become a click.

Is this possibly because they are all as thick and bitchy as each other.

Tell you what though, she's worth a quid at 20-1 each way (ie to finish in the top 3, at a quarter odds).

The Lesley, Craig, Vanessa group will have to work together in the nimination process for this to happen, and I would imagine Vanessa would survive the longest of those three.

Vanessas Audition tape transcript (courtesy of Inspiration)

"Has it started yet? Hello Big Brother! I'm Vanessa! The cookie monster! I am err a gossiper. The girl sat next to me was so dry. She just got on my nerves. I'm a bitch. If she doesn't like the way I am, she can **** off. I'm two faced. You're outfit is so fetch, where did you buy that skirt, it's great on you. I don't think so, no. It's the ****ing ugliest skirt I've ever seen in my life. Erm, loud. Shallow. If you're good lookin, and you've got a big cock, and a nice body, then it's fine with me, thats all you need. Materialistic. Should have made pink labels because they would go better with my outfit. Theres another one aswell, some people call me thick. Bothered. Who cares. <Whistle> No! Is that it? Have I been rejected?"

Vanessa Body Language: Loud.. confident. Moved around alot. Big body and facial expressions. Smiled alot. Very animated.


Nasty little bint.

I'll take your quid and give you 50-1

Vanessa is the type of person the HM's will nominate when they are stuck for a nomination, and the kind of person the public will vote out at the first opportunity.

she isnt like stuart who became tedious, or shell who had negative qualities to her (IMHO. no talk of having a chance of winning by van, or 'donating' the money).

Van has real depth and eventually the GBP will connect.