Am I alone in thinking the actual eviction of Mary was piss poor?
There was absolutely no atmosphere or tension at all, despite that tension bed of music blaring out of my TV.
The other housemates were just left sitting idly on the sofas, not looking at all bothered someone was being evicted, while Mary sodded off on her own.
I mean, what precisely was the point of keeping the HMs separate?
It can't be because of suggested reasons that it's so they can't see whether someone's been evicted or not - the whole house is transparent, you can see the front door from the lounge.
And it can't be to keep the HMs from holding the door open and seeing the outside world - the stairs are back.
It can't be to stop the HMs hearing boos - Davina still announces things from outside where the crowd are making a right racket.
And that woman doing the countdown and "You have been evicted" bit. I mean, why did she even bother getting out of bed. Absolutely no effort at all. Without meaning to be sexist (but being sexist anyway
) that's a mans job. It just sounds so much better, I'm sorry.
That bit after Davina says they have 30 secs (which should be a minute again, by the way) would've been so amazing had they all fallen over each other trying to get to the front door. I can just imagine it now, it would be amazing.
The two minutes between "1 minute" and Davina throwing to a break is the highlight of the week, and what the whole BB week leads up to, and it just didn't impress me at all.
Whoever decided that's the way it would be this year needs slapping across the face with a cold, wet fish. Preferable a large one. That smells a lot.
I demand it's changed next week. Are you listening...er, whoever decides! Good. I look forward to seeing it how it should be done.
There was absolutely no atmosphere or tension at all, despite that tension bed of music blaring out of my TV.
The other housemates were just left sitting idly on the sofas, not looking at all bothered someone was being evicted, while Mary sodded off on her own.
I mean, what precisely was the point of keeping the HMs separate?
It can't be because of suggested reasons that it's so they can't see whether someone's been evicted or not - the whole house is transparent, you can see the front door from the lounge.
And it can't be to keep the HMs from holding the door open and seeing the outside world - the stairs are back.
It can't be to stop the HMs hearing boos - Davina still announces things from outside where the crowd are making a right racket.
And that woman doing the countdown and "You have been evicted" bit. I mean, why did she even bother getting out of bed. Absolutely no effort at all. Without meaning to be sexist (but being sexist anyway
) that's a mans job. It just sounds so much better, I'm sorry.That bit after Davina says they have 30 secs (which should be a minute again, by the way) would've been so amazing had they all fallen over each other trying to get to the front door. I can just imagine it now, it would be amazing.
The two minutes between "1 minute" and Davina throwing to a break is the highlight of the week, and what the whole BB week leads up to, and it just didn't impress me at all.
Whoever decided that's the way it would be this year needs slapping across the face with a cold, wet fish. Preferable a large one. That smells a lot.
I demand it's changed next week. Are you listening...er, whoever decides! Good. I look forward to seeing it how it should be done.





) coutdown starts after they're all ordered to the front door, no-one knows who it's gonna be and then...