Example - Sam could visit a speech therapist

Mary could have hired a head doctor or a lifetime supply of anger therapy

etc etc

Sam-buy a shop that sells bikinis.
Derek-Advertising campaign for him to become Prime Minster
Craig-Open a chain of Hair Dressing Salons.

Lesley - buy the entire argos jewelry section from the catalogue, spend the rest on liposuction

Lesley-A boob job

I forgot that one.

Kemal could have the full op, might stop him being so counfused

Maxwell could get English language classes, a course of anger management therapy, a dictionary in large print (to widen his vocabulary & enable him to more clearly see how they are spelt) and a lifetime's supply of hynotherapy courses to wean him from his compulsion to swear.

Failing that, Mary could cast a spell that would make him say "I miss my tutu" or "Time for my facial" in a very high-pitched voice every time he wanted to swear

Just to be clear, am I right in thinking the prize fund doesn't go down this year? So the winner gets £100,000?

Craig could pay for his long awaited operation to remove whatever it is that's shoved up his Jacksy.

Lesley could have the medicine ball removed from her mouth.

Sam could be forgiven for asking for my number.

Davina could get presenting lessons..