Lesley..... "Anyone of you girls have a nice polo neck I can borrow"

Derek.... " I fancy the pants off Anthony but don't let you think thats why I dislike him"

Roberto.... "Would anyone like to cook"

Saski..... "Yes Maxwell ... I'll go out with you"

Anthony...."I fancy that Lesley"

Max............."Come on you Spurs!"

Lesley- Anything remotely nice
Craig- Anything remotely nice
Vanessa- Anything at all
Derek- Anything that is not remotely smug or patronising
Makosi- Anything that does not involve Makosi
Kemal- An apology

Going by the last few shows there are many things we are never going to get to hear the housemates say, even if they do actually say them.

Sam - I have a headache

Roberto - Plenty of food for all, help yourselves.

oohhh i like that list

Sam- I'm joining a convent
Lesley- have you got this in a size 16?
Kamal- Sensible flat shoes? I'll take them!

Anthony: Aye man, I wouldn't say no to a go at it with Craig.

Lesley: "Does my ar$e look fat in this?"

Thats cause she knows it already does!
......or does she?

Max - Derek would you like to play with my mangina?

Lardsley - "I am ugly, fat and filled with self-loathing"

Science - "Sorry for interrupting"

Anthony - "When hydrogen-3 nuclei fuse or when uranium-235 nuclei fission, the energy inherent in the velocities of the decay products comes from the kinetic mass of the nuclei and not their rest mass."

Maxwell - "I think I might be......GAY!"

Makosi - "I"

Sam - "No cock for me thanks"

Vanessa - "I tchweam - You tchweam - We all tchweam - For Ice Cweam"

Roberto - "I want a son just like Kemal"

Craig - "I’m just too tired to bitch"

Kemal - "Makosi, I’m no longer your toady"

Derek - "Cwoar....Look at the tits on her"

Saskia - "A Porsche? No thanks, I’ll take the bus instead"

MANGINA .LOL.

ROFL, thats my favourite one so far

Lesley - I really fancy that bloke but he's out of my league

Lesley: "What are you talking about, I'm a size 12."

I'm sorry, what you mean she actually said that?

Lesley - I think I'll go for an elegant, classy, sophisticted look tonight.

Lesley .... Just a salad for me

Sam - Mmm, do you like my jumper? It comes all the way down to my knees.

Max - My favourite book is the Female Eunuch.

Anthony - Fcuk me, I've just realised - I can't dance.

Max and Ant ..... Wow 11pm .... time for bed

''That was a delicious dinner.Thank you for making it.I'll wash up now.''

Craig - "Mousse Sir? Canned or fresh?"

Max and Ant ..... Wow 11pm .... time for bed - BIG BOY!

Lesley - OMG, her tits are so much better than mine