Hahahahaha! Brilliant.

Roberto, Kamal, Science: 'I was wrong. I think you had a good point there.'

Sam: " Haha!!You've nicked my make-up bag you cheekie monkies! Give it back! What a jolly jape! Isn't it great we all have a sense of humour!"

Anthony: 'Sit down Max, let me explain the theory of relativity to you...'

Sam: "Everyone, I've an announcement. I'm thinking of entering a convent"

At the start of the day I'm going to be a kind,interesting person.

Science: "I say old chap, what's say you and I have a discussion about philosophy and such."

Derek: "I am from da ghetto init, ya get me yeah"

Sam: "I think I should wear some clothes today, I really don't like showing off my body."

Lesleh: "I don't understand mens' obsession with tits, they're not very interesting are they?"

Kemal: "Stilettos? Why the **** would I wanna wear stilettos?"

Craig: "I really am an attention seeking **** aren't I?"

Roberto: "Kemal is my best friend in here and I totally support everything he chooses to do, although it's technically none of my business."

Makosi: "Enough about Makosi,how are you today?"

Anthony: Anything that doesn't involve the word "like."

Saskia: "Actually, I've had a boob job."

Maxwell: "Don't worry about that bin incident Science, it could happen to anyone"

dereck - wop sum skull on this sam

max - no let me do that dereck

kermal - i just wanted to say sorry roberto

craig - the mullet is soooooooo eigthties darling

venessa - my turn to speak!

makosi - who is this person makosi person anyway?

saskia - actually i have had a boob job!

anthony - me? a dancer?....dunna be a poof man!

science - i prefer geography acctually

lesley - and to think, i gave up reading war and peace to come in here

sam - i need a hobby

*snigger* I always knew there was a brain in there

Anthony - Hand on heart, I'm a non-gay oompah loompah.

Craig - I am a strong, confident woman.

Derek - you know like, well, y'all shut up ya bitch and talk to the hand!

Camel - Don't be crazy, I do have my masuline pride, you know!

Lesley - alas poor Yorick, I knew him well.

Makosi - No after you, I inisist.

Maxwell - No I couldn't possibly say that, it'd irritate too many people.

Robeto - Yes, that really is none of my business, I apologise.

Sam - You know, maybe other people aren't less deserving than me.

Saskia - I'm evil!

Science - (just anything coherent involving 3 or more long words)

Vanessa - (just... anything)

*edit oops sorry posted in wrong thread, shouldn't start drinking so early

Lesley - "I have the utmost respect for good looking girls"

cat eat cat

at the beginning of the day

start of

Saskia - "Blimey, I've been lying down all day with this duvet over me, I better sit up properly."

Saskia - "Derek, would you like a glass of water."

Makosi: "But enough about me - let's talk about you."

Orlaith: "I'm a NATURAL beauty, thank you very much!"

Eugene: "I'm a geezer, innit?"

lesley - "i could really do with a boob reduction".

LOL

Science------Max could you season my mince for me

Vanessa: No thanks, I'm not hungry.

Maxwell doing the Shopping List - Shall we not bother with any alcohol this week?

Max: "...so I had to finish with her - she was uncouth, uncultured and crude - not the girl for me!"

Maxwell - "we love you tottenham we do, we love you tottenham we do, we love you tottenham we do, oh tottenham we love you!"

Eugene----'Lets have an orgy'

Derek - "let's talk about sex"

Vanessa - "Sing a song of Sixpence"