Kemal---I love you Maxwell your so polite.

Anthony to Craig - 'Lets have Sex'

Anthony: " There's only one person i wanna shag in here, and that's Craig like"

Earnie..great minds think alike!

PMSL! You worded it much better though.

Maxwell is fit

Vanessa - "She sells sea shells sitting on the seashore"

Roberto - "i couldnt care less about food"

Orlaith-----does my bum look big in this

Orlaith - "Damn, I'm going to have to shop at Evans now"

Anthony---My trousers are too short

max i love all the housemates,and drinking is bad for you.

Craig - "It's hopeless, EVERY hat I try on is just TOO BIG"

Orlaith: Please can we stop talking about my breasts!

Derek---Vote labour

Derek .... Awww look at the cutey wutey ickle foxy over there

......and ban fox hunting

Science - "I come from a beautiful suburb of Leeds, called Chapeltown"

Vanessa - "I saw easaw sitting on a seesaw, how many s's in that"

Kemal - "When I get out of here, I'm going to become a bricklayer"

Saskia - No...no..no I REALLY one million % don't want to tell my story OR sell pics of Max and I OR do a 4-page 'Max and Me - the TRUTH' then 'Max and me - my Pain' then 'My new look' then 'My NEW LOVE', honest, .

Vanetha - "I wouldn't be theen dead in pink"

Maxwell - "Just a half please"

Makosi - "Do we have to talk about me all the time"?

Max & Ant - What I find most attractive in a woman is her mind.

Max "Kemal you must tell me where you got that lipstick"

Craig " Im still in a training Bra"

Eugene " Did I tell you about the time I shot a man?"

Derek " Ive run out of hair gel"

Science: Don't cut the butt of that chicken, it's the best bit!
Sam: - Anything at all
Vanessa: Anything remotely interesting.
Eugene: Anything that isn't boring as hell.
Maxwell: I go for the slim, intelligent and well spoken type of girl.
Derek: Fancy a game of spin the bottle?
Kemal: Ooh, I look far too girly in this outfit.
Makosi: Do you think I'm wearing too much make-up?
Saskia: I think I'll cook everyone a meal today

Science: - "i'm a bit of a fence sitter myself"