So Lesley wanted to be the winner of X-Factor, so she wanted a glittering singing career, Fat Lez opened her fat gob to let the nation know what a great singer she was! The local rag quotes her mum, "My girls got star quality, she has! People turn in the street when they see her, she's got the X-Factor!". Ryan the back bedroom producer from down the road thought he'd found himself a star to sing that song he'd been producing for the last few months, written by his nextdoor neighbour. She brought a tear to his eye when she sang! Awwwwww, it was all looking so good!!! A star is born!!! *cough*

Well no Lesley, because whatever chance you had of being a celeb, you managed to well and truely f*ck up when you opened your big, fat annoying gob. You were doomed from day one of your big brother experience, nay, minute one "thems fake t*ts Saskia! Bitch!". You revealed to the nation your jealousy, your immaturity, your spitefulness, your bitching, your bullying, your PURE VILENESS. You sealed your fate with your own totally sh*tty personality. In two weeks you've moved from wannabe street, to the Big Brother house and soon to WILLNEVERBE street. Go girrrrrrl!

Goodbye forever and good riddance, now get back to the checkout at Te*cos (or wherever), where you belong and stay there forever, dreaming of what could have been "if I hadn't been edited badly".


P.S.
And to all those thinking of not voting for her, I say make sure her fate is sealed on friday. Do you want Jade 2 infecting your TV screen and your newsagents magazine shelf for the next 5 years, and making a tidy sum out of it? Don't chance Fat Lez clawing her way back up to popularity.


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I've heard they're looking for a new Bull for the next series of the Farm, so maybe all isn't lost Lesley

You are right on the mark. Jade Goodyear is bad enough. We cannot have this awful little slag (an accurate term since she claims to have slept with over 100 men-come on Lez, have you broken into the blind school again and told them you were a tall blonde again?) clogging up our screens and magazines.

You think you are good looking?? Put it this way, FHM/Zoo/Nuts/Maxim will never have you in you vile little sod. Stop absing people and get lost.

Jade is a classy bird compared to slobgob Lesley.

They'll probably write a new show starring Lesley and that awful wife swap woman Lizzie.

Whoever came up with the idea of putting her in that collar deserves a 500% pay rise

Maybe she could be the next "bullseye" Bully

"mooooooooooooooo"

With a 1000% bonus, if they make her wear it a bit higher up (ie. around her mouth).

And perhaps round her nose as well.

The neckbrace hides her chins

Funnily enough I can see Lardsley opening a supermarket one day........at 8am to let the tramps in to buy their Thunderbird and meths!

Perhaps they could mummify her, that way we would have to:

A) LOOK AT HER UGLY FACE
B) LOOK AT HER NASTY, SAGGY, LINDSEY-DAWN MCKENZIE TITS.
C) LISTEN TO ANY MORE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH.

Getting her tits out for the lads at Uddersfield labour club could be about as good as it gets.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dont give C4 any ideas like that.

What I can't understand is why do these BB contestants automatically think or even become celebs, and more importantly Who and Why put them in that sort of status in the first place?

I don't know about other countries but in US, BB series no matter how huge a programs it is, over there there's no fanfare, no crowds, no pathetic Davina like to make the show. It's all about intellectual game amongst the contestants and the best thing of all is after the show is over everybody goes back to their old lives and jobs.

I think unlike in BB UK half or most of these no-hopers have either no academic qualifications or school leavers, or dead-end jobs, or simply brainless and their only assets are their physical attributes whose aim is to be on such show because it's the only way for them to make money afterwards.

I'd say it's because it's so big here, relative to the population. The tabloid newspapers pump it up no end. There's often a feature on the front page each day while it's on. It's probably down to the more multichannel nature of the US, I bet at least two thirds of the US haven't heard of Big Brother, so the "celebrity" of the contestants is much less.