Keeping the ball rolling…
Rose (5 out of 5)
Everything an introductory episode should be. Fast-paced, exciting, fun. Left you wanting more. Confirmed (for me), that Chris Eccleston and Billie Piper were going to be just perfect. Loved the long (one take) walk and talk back to the Tardis from Rose's home. Wasn’t particularly impressed with Clive's Paint and Crayola proof pics or the burping wheelie bin.
The End Of The World. (2/5)
Disappointing and poorly crafted "Cantina" effort. Lapses of logic, lame humour and plot holes abound. Good characters wasted. Too many naff ideas to mention, but the I-pod, the time-Nokia, and a plumber being pulled into a ventilation shaft, legs kicking, by a few tiny spiders spring to mind. Most enjoyable scene comes at the end with a chat back on Earth and Rose smells chips.
The Unquiet Dead. (5/5)
Now this is more like it! Mark Gatiss obviously takes the whole thing seriously and gives us a cracking gothic episode that's clever, witty, and above all, scary.
Aliens Of London (Part 1).(2/5)
Ultimately disappointing. After a promising start and the wonderfully twisted genetically modified pig piloting a spaceship idea, it all goes downhill fast with throwback rubber-suited aliens with all the menace of the teletubbies, and fart gags.
World War III (Part 2) (2/5)
Second of two-part story featuring the Slitheen: possibly the only Who alien baddie that's scarier in Human form than monster. What were they thinking? Take note, dear Beeb - decide on what age group the show's aimed at and stick to it. Do not under any circumstances dare to fluctuate again by switching between pre-school and left-school. Any more ill-concieved pap like this and somebody up above may think Michael Grade wasn't talking out of his arse after all.
Dalek. (5/5)
A return to form with this stunning episode. The Doctor/Dalek scene is truly electrifying, with Chris Eccleston's performance here crackling so much the hairs on the back of your neck stand to attention. Great stuff.
The Long Game (3/5)
Fairly nondescript fun episode, with a kind of "knocked up in the back of a shed" feel. Notable for the appearance of Simon Pegg as The Editor - a character you can't help feeling could've been so much more; and a finger-clicking gag you can see coming a mile away.
Father's Day. (3/5)
A good idea, rather clumsily executed. Didn't really grab me, but by this point, I'd had enough of episodes featuring Mickey and Rose's Mother, and as Rose's Mother has been kinda portrayed as an irritating squeak, I just couldn't get involved in all this mushy over-emotional claptrap. Has its moments, and the Reapers were great (if under-developed), but not really my cup of tea, and probably the only episode I felt was too long.
The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances..(5/5)
Back on track. Well crafted and spookiest yet. This is what Doctor Who is all about. None of this namby-pamby hoighty-toighty, wibbly-wobbly plot on the back of a fag packet and jokes Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson did years ago. Oh, no. Smart writing, scares the kids (and grown-ups), and the humour has never fitted so perfectly as it does here. Best two-parter of the series.
Boom Town (1/5)
Why they chose to return to the Slitheen here, I'll never know! Budgetry reasons? Stuck for a story? Madness? Well, I didn't think they'd beat "Aliens Of London" for pure unadulterated drivel, but they did! Instantly forgettable, and will possibly go down in history as worst episode ever!
Bad Wolf (2/5)
Another over-indulgence. Homages to some of the worst TV shows in history masquerading as satire. This is weak. Not clever. Not funny. Just embarrassingly weak. Would go down as second worst episode ever, if it wasn't for the last ten minutes.
Parting Of The Ways. (5/5)
Not so much a battle as handbags at five paces, but that doesn't really matter when what's on offer here is some of the most exciting and emotionally heart-wrenching writing of the series. So neatly packaged, and so superbly executed, that you can't help wondering if this really was written by the same guy who made (allegedly) a complete balls-up of so many previous episodes? Plot-holes and inconsistencies aside, and let's completely block out the tow-truck scenes, and even without following the Doctor and Rose's journey, this episode alone must surely impress the BAFTA boffins.
All-in-all, a fine series. Distinctly uneven in places mind, with some parts best being forgotten, but when it’s good, it really is “fantastic”. Marvellous to see it back and ending so magnificently. Billie Piper was stunning, and Chris Eccleston is gonna be the hardest act to follow since Tom Baker. Truly sad to see him leave, and hope he eventually finds peace with his newfound "hero" status. The casts and crew have obviously put their heart and soul into this series and it shows. The "Bad Wolf" UK paranoia stuff and web tie-ins were works of genius (even though turning out to be a bit of a damp squib) - thanks to everyone here for keeping this so interesting - now, can they can pull this off twice!? Roll on Season #2!
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