Here we go...


(give or take four minutes)

What's 4 minutes between BB friends.

Just a slight jump into the future, then. Continues our new madness theme nicely.

Leslie - "I think everyone's goin' crazay!"

For the benefit of normal people reading this who don't watch all night, Vanessa said at 3am "I hope Sam goes on Friday because then Max and Anthony will flirt with me more."
A crystal-clear sign of the envy motif.

Thats it, I'm off to bed. Wake me up if Ahmed suddenly breaks into the BB house with a chainsaw.

Night.

BB's voice sounded very croaky and sore, after Craig and Lesley came out of the diary room.

Ah, that's just Geeky Chic, Kemal's disembodied object of affection.

Derek whispering about Saskia. I heard "x-ray"... ah, and something about her chances of leaving the house for medical treatment.

Straining my ears, I hear Derek say that Saskia told them she was going to hopital to have an x-ray on her ankle if it wasn't any better. They all seem to agree if Saskia leaves for an x-ray, BB won't let her back in the house, as she will have been in the outside world.

unlikey. endemol could easily organise a trip to a private hospital with a minder where she would meet no-one but the x-ray technician

From what I can gather they seem to think BB would take her to the local NHS hospital, where she would have to sit in the waiting room for hours. I am sure BB would take her to a private place myself, it's not like they can't affored it. Besides, she is one of the favourites, so doubt they would want to lose her just yet.

I think you're right.

Someone brilliant suggested that Saskia leave for treatment and be shipped off to BB: Australia, last night. She's hardly my least-favourite HM, but I'm all for that. Wishful thinking at its best.

lolol... you mean they HOPE Saskia won't be allowed back. They would surely welcome the loss of what they must see as a major contender.

OT I know but does anyone else keep thinking Craig is often exactly like David Brent????

The producer who just had to talk to Craig and Lesley for 45 mins has been carried out and administered smelling salts, a double scotch and offered counselling.

BB please ask Derek to put his mic around his neck. This is killing my ears.

I can imagine, Mirage. I managed to turn up my speakers just in time for a dreaded sound dip. I can now hear birds in the back of my skull.

And yep, novice, he's slightly Brent-ish. And wholly vile.

* Yawns*........Good morning world....


why are these people poluting my tv so early in the morning? anything interesting happen in the last 6 hrs?

and swing it over a tall tree...sorry...just my personal feeling

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, food, bitch, food, bitch, bitch and Craig got kissed by Roberto, bitch, bitch. That covers it all I think

Ah, if only. I'd love to see what he would make of Lesleh

I didn't realise Makosi had told anyone about her secret mission, but Lesley knows about it.

He might mistake her for Maureen (I think that was the name they called it), the extra housemate they made.

Welllll... Leslie and Craig made a truce with Sam mere hours ago, but said truce seems to be dead now. Speculation of bodily wastes in Sam's shoes, but this is unconfirmed. Leslie and Craig spent a great deal of time in the diary room until recently.

Craig, Leslie, Max and Anthony had an all-out row about... er, something. Probably food. Possibly involving Roberto, who might be going mad as we type.

Saskia's foot injury is the topic of much discussion at the moment.

lol, thank you mirage

glad nothing unusual happened

She hinted about her mission last week in a group bedroom bonding session involving everyone but Max, Ant, Sam, Saskia and Derek. I think. Science caught on earlier than that, but he doesn't know all the details.

how has she hurt her foot?