According weather reports, by the weekend we will have clould and showers, you will have the sun.

Lesley seems to be chewing off her finger

Well I think that Saskia has gone off to Australia and is being swapped with a hunky Australian surfer type all bronzed and irresistible.

I am going to hang on to this thought as an antidote to the endless whining bitching carping and self-obsessions.

She's wise to Derek, as she can't stand him she said. She also voted Lesley: she's a wise bird!

Roberto washing up and wishing that he was some sort of bitch boy for a fat, ugly republican

I was also hoping this - checked the BB Aus website about 5 mins ago to see if anyone had vanished

Then, watch Dereks vote, influencing!!!

Is she really on her way to the hospital, or off to another BB somewhere

That Lesley think she's fake .

I don't know if Stanmore has an A & E dept. I think the nearesa A & E is Barnet general.

It's nice and sunny here on the south coast today. I have had to close the curtains so I can see the monitor.

Hurrah for Hampshire

Me-kosi rubbing sun-tan cream into Anthonys back.

Has anyone "vanished" do tell?

They are (according to experts on this thread) about 12 hours off our time here.

I live in hope which is all that is keeping me going right now.

May be as Big Brother this week, , they have all failed the task, but if Saskia can convince them she really has a bad foot, then they will pass.

Doubt it though, you can't fake swelling ( well there are ways )

Derek has moved into second place for eviction on Friday now with Paddy Power.

I take it you haven't been watching much of the aussie BB. That doesn't even slightly sound like one of the housemates, when I last tuned in.

I know, but I'm thinking they just need an x-ray. I can't see Saskia sitting in any A&E for 4 hours, can you? They'll have made an arrangement somewhere!

No one seems to have vanished yet, but they dont have a DS Aus, so the gossip is poor quality

Yes thank you very much, and very nice it is too I'll bag some up and pop it in the post for you

Is Lesley still first?

Is the pope catholic

You have crushed my dreams!

I will willingly swap for some cloud. I have just seen the dust in here.

Detailing the minutia of life only confirms my suspicions that life is an exercise in one's tolerance for boredom. No wonder they all turn into rampaging egotists. What else is there to do?

Scary isn't it

I have made a concerted effort this week, and have left the computer at intervals for 30 minutes of cleaning