wtf does kemal look like

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kermit talks about his long, green stubbly leg and then hops around like carla from Fame

You may have been right but i didnt see it!!!

Christ - what does Camel look like?? He's metamorphising into a girl before our very eyes!

Derek kissing lesley! May the lord bless you

Why are half the housemates in their task uniforms and the other half not? They have obviously failed, so why is Craig still wearing his dress?

Lesley says the house will be singing "aint no sunshine, when shes gone", when she gets evicted.

Please describe - at work and cant see. Cheers.

If they fail this, they have to live on £1 per day each next week!!!

lesley thinks that crowd will be singing: "ain't no sunshine when she's gone" What she doesnt know is that they will be singing: " aint no sunshine when she's out" Because of the largeness of her arse and its ability to eclipse the sun

More like "Celebrate Good Times Come On"

They are showing the back door, is Saskia coming back in through there?

Derek raises the campiness level to 10 buy prancing like a heavyset Wayne Sleep, around the garden. Sam still continues to smoulder in the heat.

The conversations revolve around conversations about doughnuts and chocolate

I will, but you owe me one. I don't want to look.

He has high heels on. Little black tight pants like a sexy version of gym knickers, which go half-way up his bum cheeks. Skinny little legs. Red loose fiiting top which is falling off both shoulders in a supposed sexy fashion, and the bottom of it goes as far as his belly button. He has a red head band/alice band thing going on so his hair is all swept off his face and large sunglasses.

If I was BB right now, I would spark up a BBQ outside so they could smell the food cooking. It would drive them insane!

Craig punctuates each comic tinged moment with a: "this house is strange" And "Oasis are monkeys". Even lesley defends the santity of the beatles tribute band

Who's was that finger I saw around the garden door, before it closed again?

Ahh must be Saskia's.

he's wearing little black shorts, a red slash neck top, which is short so his belly shows and a long red scarf thing round his head

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Off the shoulder (both shoulders) cropped red top with what looks like a bull on the front and a pair of black pants/shorts (kind of midway between briefs and boxers) - and a red headband (alice band type thing).

Delightful!

Yeah...Steaks.lamb chops,burgers.chicken ....and set a fan up to blow the aroma in to the BB garden ...lol

Saskia's back? Did anyone get to see Lesleh's face when she walked through the door?

Picture cut, just after showing the back door again, will assume Saskia is back!

I was right.!!! Saskias back.

Does anyone have the urge, as I do, to grab a pair of scissors and level up Sam's hair, especially those front bits?.............or am I just a sad oldie from the Wella age?

HAHAHA.. Saskia's got a splint, how does team britney feel now!!!!!

I wonder if they'll "tell her to her face" that she's faking it still!