I've been trying to give the HM's "nicknames". So far I've got:-

Cruela Craig
Dastardly Derek
Lardarse Lesley
Vacuous Vanessa
Kinky Kemal
Sensuous Sam
Macho Maxwell

Any more?

Sam - Slutty McSlutSlut

or

Sam - Mouth like the Joker from the original Batman from the 1970's

Strange only one of those focuses on body type, soooo little imagination.

Craig is Shirley Ghostman anyways.

what about Vanetha (notice the accent)

or Husky-a (saskia has a man-frame)

Eh.....????

I knew he reminded me of someone thanks for that it will stop going round my head now.

Someone on here said it first... I cant remember who.

The next thing I know, Ally Ross in The Sun is calling him it, so maybe Ally is a DS:forums member

Any more....?