"I know I'm pretty" (to herself?)

"im going to make her life hell" (about Sam)

"At the end of the day - right" (to EVERYBODY)

"I never took yer make-up bag luv" (to Sam)

"I'm a size ten me..."

"...someone's going to kick your ****ing head in" (to Sam)

"...are those real?"

"I ****ing hate her" (about Sam)

"I hate fish I do - I could never work in a chippy me" (to Rick Stein?)

"...all's she's got is an arse" (about Sam)

"...yer can see my Vadge in this"

"I'd never flash me tits like she did - I've got too much self respect" (reffering to Sam)

"My mum thinks I'm gorgeous"

"...let's piss in her shoes" (Sam's shoes)

"I'm the only girl who hasn't been chatted up in here - how do you think I feel?"

"I don't like the girl" (...Sam)

"I'd never been abroad before"

Come on boys - Ive had more than three bofore breakfast. The more the merrier

I'm pregnant and the father could be any one of about 100 men.

"So I says to her, I says right..."

Fooking ell my fanny itches!





(I sincerley apologise for that outburst, I just couldn't resist)

"coz like you knooooooow, i said to her i did, ur mingin n my t!ts are bigger then youuuuuuuurs.."

"You can squeeze my bap too" "Can you see my kebab?"

She has truly become a Bass/Goody hybrid "Michade Goodass"

"Hang on love, I've got the number of the G.U.M Clinic in me phone"

yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but!

what do you mean you don't remember my name?

do you want fries with that?

me giro's late

I didn't know I was pregnant!!

I have got a modelling contract with The Sunday Sport

Hello Davina/Dermot, I dont care that they did boo me and hold up insulting banners, they're all jealous cos they aint as good looking as me!!!

"Someone has pinched me knickers"........oh no, silly me, I've still got them on"

You all can say wha t'ye want bout meh, but it dont matter cause I know I'm a beautiful perrrsan inside.

Someone has pinched me knickers - no, silly me, I gave them to the Bouncer, Taxi driver or bar man. Can't quite remember.

"Ya better turn the light off love or you're gonna burn yer arse"

"At the end of the Lent Term, Alys and I went back to Femhurst, where I set to work to write out the logical deduction of mathematics which afterwards became Principia Mathematica. I thought the work was nearly finished, but in the month of May I had an intellectual set-back almost as severe as the emotional set-back which I had had in February. Cantor had a proof that there is no greatest number, and it seemed to me that the number of all the things in the world ought to be the greatest possible. Accordingly, I examined his proof with some minuteness, and endeavoured to apply it to the class of all the things there are. This led me to consider those classes which are not members of themselves, and to ask whether the class of such classes is or is not a member of itself. I found that either answer implies its contradictory. At first I supposed that I should be able to overcome the contradiction quite easily, and that probably there was some trivial error in the reasoning. Gradually, however, it became clear that this was not the case. Burali-Forti had already discovered a similar contradiction, and it turned out on logical analysis that there was an affinity with the ancient Greek contradiction about Epimenides the Cretan, who said that all Cretans are liars. A contradiction essentially similar to that of Epimenides can be created by giving a person a piece of paper on which is written: 'The statement on the other side of this paper is false.' The person turns the paper over, and finds on the other side: 'The statement on the other side of this paper is true.' It seemed unworthy of a grown man to spend his time on such trivialities, but what was I to do? There was something wrong, since such contradictions were unavoidable on ordinary premises. Trivial or not, the matter was a challenge. Throughout the latter half of 1901 I supposed the solution would be easy, but by the end of that time I had concluded that it was a big job. I therefore decided to finish The Principles of Mathematics, leaving the solution in abeyance. In the autumn Alys and I went back to Cambridge, as I had been invited to give two terms' lectures on mathematical logic. These lectures contained the outline of Principia Mathematica, but without any method of dealing with the contradictions."

can't believe this woman actually believes she is sexy !!! does she have a full lenth mirror and more to the point has she ever looked in it

at which point Lesley looks blankly and offers a blow-job

How long did that take?

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It's a paste from Russell's Paradox but funny as **** though

"All the lads down pub, say I'm bloody gorgeous, me! After they've had a few pints, they bloody think I'm great, and ask me to get t*ts out n that! If there's a nice lad who say I'm nice n that, I'll give im a shag round corner as a reward, only if he buys me a bag of chips, like, I don't give it away for nowt!"

Me Minge is Giving Off A Rite Pong

Classy or what

Ahhhhhhhhh

Funniest thing ever.pmsl

Lat time i dressed up in red,someone tried to post a letter in my mouth

I bet i looked a million dollars when i was wearing that nurse's outfit.

"Best put yer name on yer boots love"