How long do you think it would take Lesleh to reach the size 12 she claims to be if she stuck to her current hunger strike?
Am I sick and twisted?
Am I sick and twisted?
Lesleh's hunger strike (merged)
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Is she on a hunger strike? Why?
Jeez, I need to catch up on the WHATM threads.
Too busy gossiping on here.
Jeez, I need to catch up on the WHATM threads.
Too busy gossiping on here.
Originally Posted by chocolatekisses:
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What's she going to do next - hold her breath till she turns blue.”
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What's she going to do next - hold her breath till she turns blue.”
Ahahahahahaha!
Originally Posted by Matabaruka:
“You shoud've just titled this thread "More fat jokes"
:sleep:”
“You shoud've just titled this thread "More fat jokes"
:sleep:”
It's a completely serious scientific question. Honest
Originally Posted by fdooby:
“How long do you think it would take Lesleh to reach the size 12 she claims to be if she stuck to her current hunger strike?
Am I sick and twisted?”
“How long do you think it would take Lesleh to reach the size 12 she claims to be if she stuck to her current hunger strike?
Am I sick and twisted?
”
Yes you are sick and twisted...................
A Polar Bear during hibernation (up to 3 months) can lose as much as 40% of her weight – so could be as long a 6 months to reach her size 12 (however, have not taken into account calorific use of her gob during this period)
Originally Posted by chocolatekisses:
“Is she still on hunger strike?
What's she going to do next - hold her breath till she turns blue.”
“Is she still on hunger strike?
What's she going to do next - hold her breath till she turns blue.”
Or perhaps she'll scweam and scweam and scweam until she's sick?
Originally Posted by Malthus55:
“however, have not taken into account calorific use of her gob during this period)”
“however, have not taken into account calorific use of her gob during this period)”
Actually you've got a point there, I take it all back about Lesley, she's just bitching to get her weight down
Oh christ, I've just had a terrible thought, I hope she doesn't bring out a fitness video when she gets out!!!!
Originally Posted by Malthus55:
“(however, have not taken into account calorific use of her gob during this period)”
“(however, have not taken into account calorific use of her gob during this period)”
'Bout twenty minutes then...
Originally Posted by JTW:
“Is she on a hunger strike? Why?
Jeez, I need to catch up on the WHATM threads. Too busy gossiping on here.”
“Is she on a hunger strike? Why?
Jeez, I need to catch up on the WHATM threads.
Too busy gossiping on here.”
Lesley declared this morning she was spending the whole day in bed so that people will vote her out of the house. She says it worked for Mary, so will work for her too.
However, she then developed an illness. I forget what her first few symptoms were, but it ended up with her feeling sick and dizzy, having swollen ribs, Meningitis. She even wanted to go to hospital, once she found out that Saskia could go and return to the house. Now we have loss of appetite.
Never before have I ever seen a grown adult behave in such a ridiculous manner.
Originally Posted by dome:
“I think she's looking for a backdoor exit without actually walking.”
“I think she's looking for a backdoor exit without actually walking.”
I'm not sure what she's after and i'm not sure she knows herself.
It smacks of spoilt child - she's spat her dummy out because she got 'told off' by big brother.
When being starved ,the body ''eats'' its own fat,then goes for the muscle... so Lardy Lesley has AGES yet without food before we even see a difference in her.....cos she is MADE of FAT!
She was saying in the early hours that she once went 6 weeks without eating to loose weight but her mum made her eatin the end.Ahhhh didums
All these "lesley fat" jokes are not funny and I am finding it quite tedious. We may not like her but to pick up on her for her weight is extremely unfair on those who do struggle with their weight.
I claim FATISM
I claim FATISM
Originally Posted by jos:
“She was saying in the early hours that she once went 6 weeks without eating to loose weight but her mum made her eatin the end.Ahhhh didums”
“She was saying in the early hours that she once went 6 weeks without eating to loose weight but her mum made her eatin the end.Ahhhh didums”
Christ, how big must she have been before then?
Originally Posted by Libby33:
“When being starved ,the body ''eats'' its own fat,then goes for the muscle... so Lardy Lesley has AGES yet without food before we even see a difference in her.....cos she is MADE of FAT!”
“When being starved ,the body ''eats'' its own fat,then goes for the muscle... so Lardy Lesley has AGES yet without food before we even see a difference in her.....cos she is MADE of FAT!”
You like her then?
Fat people eat too much..hence they are fat..unless of course they have a GENUINE medical condition.
Originally Posted by DryHumper:
“Actually you've got a point there, I take it all back about Lesley, she's just bitching to get her weight down
Oh christ, I've just had a terrible thought, I hope she doesn't bring out a fitness video when she gets out!!!!”
“Actually you've got a point there, I take it all back about Lesley, she's just bitching to get her weight down
Oh christ, I've just had a terrible thought, I hope she doesn't bring out a fitness video when she gets out!!!!
”
Ye gods..............
Lesley's Gobsh*te Workout
Bitching for Better Buns
Originally Posted by Silvermist:
“You like her then?”
“You like her then?
”
Lol@ that...oh yes...i love her! My distain for her is well known!
Originally Posted by Libby33:
“When being starved ,the body ''eats'' its own fat,then goes for the muscle... so Lardy Lesley has AGES yet without food before we even see a difference in her.....cos she is MADE of FAT!”
“When being starved ,the body ''eats'' its own fat,then goes for the muscle... so Lardy Lesley has AGES yet without food before we even see a difference in her.....cos she is MADE of FAT!”
Actually, I think both muscle and fat are consumed at the same time.
With your heart being the last muscle to be consumed, natch.
Originally Posted by poppitypop:
“All these "lesley fat" jokes are not funny and I am finding it quite tedious. We may not like her but to pick up on her for her weight is extremely unfair on those who do struggle with their weight.
I claim FATISM”
“All these "lesley fat" jokes are not funny and I am finding it quite tedious. We may not like her but to pick up on her for her weight is extremely unfair on those who do struggle with their weight.
I claim FATISM”
The main reason people are making jokes about her weight is because of her outrageous claims (I'm a size twelve, I'm slim me, I look great in a bikini, I know I'm gaargeous etc). Saskia isn't exactly anorexic, and yet there hasn't been one dig about her weight, largely because she's not a vile bully.
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