How about this for an idea...

'reality Show Presenter' Big Brother with inmates including:

Davina,
Dermot,
That idiot from Big Mouth, whatever his name is...

any more suggestions for contestants?

Kate Bloody Thornton, I hate that woman!!

Sadly, I feel Ant and Dec would walk it.

Still, others worth considering:

Justin Lee Collins
Mark-Durden Smith
Patrick Kielty...

On second thoughts....pass the Radio Times please.

Chris Moyles - he loves BB and I think he would be quite interesting to watch

possibly his side kick too Dave (chappers guy from radio one)