Why is it every year I watch and get so wound up that I wish I could get in the house .... only for day to give them all what for

This year I want to get in there and tell Derek and Camel stop delibrately trying to demean them with your pathetic little quiz show.
Craig and lesley to let them know what the public think of their bithing. Roberto shuddupayourface about the ruddy food. Maxwell ... EAT PROPERLY. etc etc

If you could have a day in what would you say?

maxwell looks like he knows how to eat properly!

so you didn't see him with rice the other day

Everything else must of got wiped from my memory after watching lesllleeeeh pee then wipe.

A day? I would have a go at derek, leslie, craig and vanessa. Shag sam and leave.

I'd knee Derek swiftly in the nuts, and give Sam a hug.

Get your priorities sorted mate ..............................

Shag Sam first

Who knows you might still have time afterwards to fall at Lesleys feet

I think pigs might fly first

Hmmm...would have sex with Roberto (might have to gag him if he persisted in talking about food, but I can work with that!), tell Kemal to grow up, commiserate with Makosi about what a dump High Wycombe is, laugh at Anthony being short and bludgeon Craig and Lesley to death with the green dog statue.

i think this will be the last one..

I'd tell Roberto that Craig was sticking out of his a**e...just, and using him as the gun to fire bullets he pushed up there with him

I'd tell Vanessa to get as far away from Craig and Lesleh as is possible.

I wouldn't speak to Lesleh or Craig, I'd just pack their bags and shove them out the door.

I'd tell Anthony to stop looking worried and swap personalities with one of the gnomes.

I'd like atleast an hour, to expose Dereks' attempt to influence nominations. It's a bit of a travesty it's seemingly all got pinned on Vanessa. And whilst Makosi, Kamel, and Science know, none really stepped up and took Derek down a rung or two.

If you wanted some fun, you could accuse Derek of telling you to nominate Lesley & Craig. And just sit back and watch the fallout.

Yes I did! ***searches for vomit smilie***

I'd tell Sam to 'get yourself together, or get out' (and maybe give her a little hug), poke Max and Ant in the eyes, 'high five' Science and head for the exit - with Vanessa in tow!

Makosi and Kamel cant say anything because they were part of plan A , which involved nominating Sam and Roberto , Derek had a conversation with Roberto , saw him as someone who could be manipulated .
Spoke with Lesley, the plot then changed to vote (codeword) sclub7 which meant Sam and Saskia.

Kemal was incensed at this .........hence the breakaway of Kemal and Mekosi , from the alliance.

But if they take Derek to task on this he can say "but you were part of it initially when Roberto was involved.